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    Darth Maul is alive, and he has a clone.

    And they both robbed a gas station in Little Rock last night.

    A local paper said something like "Two men were feeling the dark side of the force last night"....... and said they were wearing all black clothing and Darth Maul masks, but they brandished semi-automatic chrome handguns instead of double-bladed lightsabers.

    Pretty funny, I guess, except for the guy who was robbed. Funny to imagine two gangstas dressing up like Darth Maul, tho.

  2. #2
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  3. #3
    LOL, gotta hand it to them, no one would be abled to identify em!
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  4. #4
    Hmm, well, these would be the only 2 guys in Little Rock who still own Darth Maul masks. Tee hee!
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  5. #5
    Always 2 there are......
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  6. #6
    ...A headless and a waistless.

  7. #7
    Incredible. Criminals disguising as Star Wars characters to rob places. What's next?
    Padme wants some Jedi Juice!

  8. #8
    Originally posted by DeadEye
    ...A headless and a waistless.

    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo.

    That was bad.

    Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size. When danger threatens call on me, and I will equalize.

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    Be wary of the man who only has one gun...for he probley knows how to
    use it.

  9. #9
    Maybe...but true!

  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jedi Juice
    Incredible. Criminals disguising as Star Wars characters to rob places. What's next?
    Drug dealers dressing as Watto...
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