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    How to prevent yourself from being ABDUCTED by ALIENS!

    Since this is essential to safe living, I thought I'd post a link I found to a site that teaches you how to get out of alien abductions!

    If you think you are being visited and taken by extra-terrestrials, or worse, your wife or parents might be some, than this material is definitely for you!
    BAD Pts Need: R5-C7 lf leg (x2), , R4-P44 right leg BAD Pts Offered For Trade: PM me - I have lots of parts now including BG-J38!. New Kyle Katarn is also available.

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    Well, of course I see this TODAY!!! Where was all this info last night when I really needed it?


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    I always thought I'd just signal R2 to bring my X-wing over while I slashed'em apart with my lightsaber.

    Or give them numbers to deep sleepers.
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    Of course this is just a good. The ONLY device to stop Alien Abuctions!!!
    Thought Screen Helmet

    Now excuse me, I have to go and the materials to make my hat
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    Ooh, only $35 for the Thought Screen Helmet! Too bad I spent the last of my money on that blasted Snowspeeder!

    That's okay, I'll just try the circle of salt around my bed and keeping a light plugged into the UPS.

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    Don't forget to go to the address I am linking to here as well, and get the instructions for how to build your own, "THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET". Make sure those nasty aliens don't control your brain. Just listen to this satisfied customer.

    JON LOCKE, ALIEN ABDUCTEE
    “Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own.I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.My life is better than ever before.Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.” - Jon Locke
    http://www.stopabductions.com/

    Edit: Darn you Dar' Argol. How dare you beat me, just cause I was trying to be more mocking with my post.

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    just tell them "these aren't the droids you're looking for..."
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    JarJar, I don't mean to be more mocking with MY post, but instead I completely admire how quickly you assembled that Thought Screen Helmet!
    BAD Pts Need: R5-C7 lf leg (x2), , R4-P44 right leg BAD Pts Offered For Trade: PM me - I have lots of parts now including BG-J38!. New Kyle Katarn is also available.

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    Boy, I'm suprised that 3M hasn't advertised this use for their product ever before.
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    John Locke looks like Rip Taylor, doesn't he? The confetti throwing comedian?
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