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    My Saga Haiku

    Here is my Haiku about the latest Star Wars line of figures (Saga)-

    Could Not Find Dooku
    I Looked Everywhere For You
    Now You Warm The Pegs.

    I was lsitening to a radio show last week and they were doing stupid Haiku's- I thought I can do stupid Haiku's too! It's just a 3 line, 5/7/5 syllable, poem. Besides, I was getting tired of the "Rate the Figure" threads, so....

    Started Haiku thread
    Post your worst Saga Haiku
    I get sober now.

    * General Disclaimer- I can't spell or type- Deal with it.

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    Banned DeadEye's Avatar
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    Tatooine Attack
    Anakin is the best yet
    But I can't find him

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    watchin chappelles show the lost episodes.
    could not find the obi-wan wave
    looked within a 50 mile radious
    then found zillions at wal-mart 20 miles away...

    is that a hikou?
    Sampsonite! i was way off!

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    That's awesome Deadeye- you crack me up! :happy:

    Hango- Haiku has 5 syllables in the first sentance, 7 in the second, and 5 in the 3rd. Good try though.


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    That's for me to know...and for you to find out.
    Luke figured varied
    Could not find the bloody peg
    A scalper's delight
    The shrowd of the dark side has fallen...begun this clone war has -Yoda

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    nice one. I've got one of my own:

    April 23rd
    But since then nothing too great
    Must keep searching pegs

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    Bespin Luke is the
    best. He is the man. More like
    him hasbro must make

    If I remember english well enough you can have multiple sentences on each line or split a sentence onto two lines...
    "Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things." - Silent Bob, Mallrats

    "In my experience there's no such thing as luck." - Ben Kenobi

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    Plundering and pillaging the Spanish Main! Arrr!
    Could not find Nexu
    So I ordered it online
    Found it the next day.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

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    Dear Amanaman
    Why can I not use your hands
    To strangle Hasbro

    Djas Puhr is upset
    Why can't a Jawa come and steal
    his poor feeble guns

    Padme got quite buff
    Quick-draw holds her armpits wide
    Smells like Teen Spirit

    Ani in disguise
    Didn't mother ever say
    Learn to share your toys

    Scalpers search the pegs
    They seek not the fair and young
    Profit in old guys

    Sio ponders such:
    Why Hasbro will ship BoShek
    Before rare E-1.
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    The newest waves are
    Always difficult to find
    Frustrating as hell

    TA Ani still
    Eludes me; did he ship with
    A cloaking device?


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