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    Talking My Episode 2 Haiku

    I got a stupid idea from a radio show last week, and posted a thread in the Saga Figures form for a Saga Haiku. It was so funny, I wanted to try out an Episode 2 movie Haiku thread. So here we go, and remember- A Haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.

    My E2 Haiku:

    Arena Was Cool
    The Long Love Story Was Not
    Jango's A Bad Shot


    Bad Guy Jango Fett
    Was Highly Overated
    Mace Loped off his dome

    BTW- the Saga thread is here:

    * General Disclaimer- I can't spell or type- Deal with it.

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    Yoda Did Fight Well
    But Obi-Wan Was A Poof
    Dooku Kicked His Butt

    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

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    It's Obi Wan's fault,
    He's always holding me back,
    I sound like a girl.

    ~ Anakin
    C'mon, Anakin! Every time I fight a Dark Lord of the Sith on my own, I get my butt kicked! ~ Obi Wan

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    Padme has nice rack,
    All gravity they defy,
    I need a girlfriend
    Shop at the SOFA-KING Big Sofa Store

    Where the sofas are SOFA-KING big!

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    Jar Jar doomed them all
    Became emperor he did
    Now Palpatine rules
    HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's
    former room-mate.

    LONE STARR: What's that make us?

    HELMET: Absolutely nothing.

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    DarthChuckMc, I can
    Understand your pain because
    We all need girlfriends

    (Although I've got one)

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    Attack of the Clones
    in a nutshell. Poor acting,
    good effects, teaser

    Saw it second day
    of release. I enjoyed it.
    Bro and friend did not.
    Last edited by Jedi Clint; 07-23-2002 at 11:35 PM.
    "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.

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    scruffziller's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Drinking tea & broadcasting from a British prison
    Lonely Guy I Am
    Star Wars Is My Life, Oh My
    Padme Padme please


    Padme Is Dang Hot
    Yoda Kicked All Form Of Arse


    Dressed like a huge nerd
    Backbrace to hold the heavy specs
    Lightsaber I weild
    Last edited by scruffziller; 07-25-2002 at 10:45 AM.
    No matter how I die, even if there is a suicide note; it was murder. Cheers!

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    Darth Sidious's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Plundering and pillaging the Spanish Main! Arrr!
    Of independant systems
    Is really awesome.

    ...Ok...that was just my tribute to the Confederation of Independant Systems. They rule.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

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    Damn thing
    was released late
    Campaign blew big time


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