I got a stupid idea from a radio show last week, and posted a thread in the Saga Figures form for a Saga Haiku. It was so funny, I wanted to try out an Episode 2 movie Haiku thread. So here we go, and remember- A Haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.
My E2 Haiku:
Arena Was Cool
The Long Love Story Was Not
Jango's A Bad Shot
and....
Bad Guy Jango Fett
Was Highly Overated
Mace Loped off his dome
BTW- the Saga thread is here:
http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums...threadid=12454
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07-23-2002 #1
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My Episode 2 Haiku
* General Disclaimer- I can't spell or type- Deal with it.
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07-23-2002 #2Registered
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Yoda Did Fight Well
But Obi-Wan Was A Poof
Dooku Kicked His Butt
????????????Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis
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07-23-2002 #3Registered
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It's Obi Wan's fault,
He's always holding me back,
I sound like a girl.
~ AnakinC'mon, Anakin! Every time I fight a Dark Lord of the Sith on my own, I get my butt kicked! ~ Obi Wan
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07-23-2002 #4
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Padme has nice rack,
All gravity they defy,
I need a girlfriendShop at the SOFA-KING Big Sofa Store
Where the sofas are SOFA-KING big!
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Jar Jar doomed them all
Became emperor he did
Now Palpatine rulesHELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's
former room-mate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
HELMET: Absolutely nothing.
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07-23-2002 #6Banned
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DarthChuckMc, I can
Understand your pain because
We all need girlfriends
(Although I've got one)
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07-23-2002 #7
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Attack of the Clones
in a nutshell. Poor acting,
good effects, teaser
Saw it second day
of release. I enjoyed it.
Bro and friend did not.Last edited by Jedi Clint; 07-23-2002 at 11:35 PM.
"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.
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07-25-2002 #8
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Lonely Guy I Am
Star Wars Is My Life, Oh My
Padme Padme please
and
Padme Is Dang Hot
Yoda Kicked All Form Of Arse
CLONES WILL HAIL THE DARTH!!!!!!!!!!
and
Dressed like a huge nerd
Backbrace to hold the heavy specs
Lightsaber I weildLast edited by scruffziller; 07-25-2002 at 10:45 AM.
No matter how I die, even if there is a suicide note; it was murder. Cheers!
MWHAHAHAHA!
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07-25-2002 #9
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Confederation
Of independant systems
Is really awesome.
...Ok...that was just my tribute to the Confederation of Independant Systems. They rule.
"Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC
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Damn thing
was released late
Campaign blew big time
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