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    Talking My Episode 2 Haiku

    I got a stupid idea from a radio show last week, and posted a thread in the Saga Figures form for a Saga Haiku. It was so funny, I wanted to try out an Episode 2 movie Haiku thread. So here we go, and remember- A Haiku is a 3 line poem with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last.

    My E2 Haiku:

    Arena Was Cool
    The Long Love Story Was Not
    Jango's A Bad Shot


    Bad Guy Jango Fett
    Was Highly Overated
    Mace Loped off his dome

    BTW- the Saga thread is here:

    * General Disclaimer- I can't spell or type- Deal with it.

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    Yoda Did Fight Well
    But Obi-Wan Was A Poof
    Dooku Kicked His Butt

    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

  3. #3
    It's Obi Wan's fault,
    He's always holding me back,
    I sound like a girl.

    ~ Anakin
    C'mon, Anakin! Every time I fight a Dark Lord of the Sith on my own, I get my butt kicked! ~ Obi Wan

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    Padme has nice rack,
    All gravity they defy,
    I need a girlfriend
    Shop at the SOFA-KING Big Sofa Store

    Where the sofas are SOFA-KING big!

  5. #5
    Jar Jar doomed them all
    Became emperor he did
    Now Palpatine rules
    HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's
    former room-mate.

    LONE STARR: What's that make us?

    HELMET: Absolutely nothing.

  6. #6
    DarthChuckMc, I can
    Understand your pain because
    We all need girlfriends

    (Although I've got one)

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    Attack of the Clones
    in a nutshell. Poor acting,
    good effects, teaser

    Saw it second day
    of release. I enjoyed it.
    Bro and friend did not.
    Last edited by Jedi Clint; 07-23-2002 at 11:35 PM.
    "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.

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    Lonely Guy I Am
    Star Wars Is My Life, Oh My
    Padme Padme please


    Padme Is Dang Hot
    Yoda Kicked All Form Of Arse


    Dressed like a huge nerd
    Backbrace to hold the heavy specs
    Lightsaber I weild
    Last edited by scruffziller; 07-25-2002 at 10:45 AM.
    No matter how I die, even if there is a suicide note; it was murder. Cheers!

  9. #9
    Of independant systems
    Is really awesome.

    ...Ok...that was just my tribute to the Confederation of Independant Systems. They rule.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

  10. #10
    Damn thing
    was released late
    Campaign blew big time


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