I have come to warn of the conspiracy by Hasbro.
As many of you may know, there is a sad addiction slowly weaving it's way through our ranks. It started right here with Tycho and has consumed many of us here on SSG.
I admit that I too have fallen prey to the mouse droid. YES, I have sniffed the mouse droid. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
But there is a NEW conspiracy by Hasbro. A conspiracy to get us all hooked!!!
I am talking about the new Death Star Accessory Set!
NO, it's not what you think. I am NOT talking about the new improved Ultra Motorized Awesome Mouse Droid (AKA.....UMA Mouse). No...I am talking about the new Trooper himself!!!
That's right! I have personally examined the "New" Death Star Trooper. Oh, sure it "appears" to be the exact same Death Star Trooper from the old FF line....right down to it's little 1998 LFL footsie stamp and it's peramanant chin stap.
But beware! He's not molded from the same plastic as our harmless little friend from 1998. Oh no!
After opening one of the new sets I am CONVINCED that he is mfg. from the exact same plastic as all the mouse droids.
Now I'm not saying that this is a bad thing...everything in moderation. I just want everyone to be careful. This set should NOT...I repeat...should NOT be opened by rookies, or those that have a history of addiction.
That is all.