Since they instituted their new scheme to undermine the very fabric of American society, I can't find a thing there! I was looking for Hot Spot (a Transformer), but he wasn't in the toys. I found a few other Transformers in lingerie, but when I told Pat, who worked there, that they were in the wrong place, he (or maybe she, I'm not entirely sure) told me that, no, this was the way things are done so as to avoid gender stereotyping. Since they didn't have Hot Spot, I went to look for school clothes for my daughter. Pat's coworker, Chris, suggested I look in power tools.
Frustrated, I asked where the men's room was, but was informed they only have one gender-neutral restroom now. So I left. Ridiculous! Boycott! Boycott!
(Hopefully this doesn't need to go into the Rancor Pit, as I'm hoping that a site of adult collectors probably is made of folks who actually read Target's statement and knows this only means the "boys' action figure" aisle will now say "action figures." The extent to which this is being blown out of proportion by those who can't read, won't read, or want to incite rage for whatever reason is, frankly, the most absurd thing I've heard of in ages.)