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  1. #11
    Amidala to Anakin:

    "Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me."
    May the force be with you.

  2. #12
    "i hate it when he does that... y'know, jumping out of a speeder high over the buildings of coruscant to land on another speeder containing the person we are trying to catch... 'cuz he does that a lot..."


    "aww, crap, it's the kid of that woman we were torturing and he's got a glowing sword..."

    -tusken raiders
    Nachos are the right of all sentient beings.

    The guns... They've stopped!
    - Dan Akroyd, Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope

  3. #13
    Rick McCallum (as Clone Trooper #459): Duuuuuuuuuude! Is this f-n great or what?
    "I'm just a YES man trying to make my way in the universe." - Jango McCallum

    "Good dialogue and smooth editing are no match for a good YES man by your side, kid." - George Lucas

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  5. #15
    Anakin: I think she's a he and he's Rick McCallum.

    Obi-wan: In that case, be extra careful.


    Count Dooku: Master Yoda

    Yoda: Count Dooku

    Count Dooku: I see you no longer need a hand up your *** to move.


    Taun-we: Boba, is your father home?

    Boba: Dad, the Avon lady is back.

    Lucas: "Stop that, my hands are dirty."

    Rick: "So are mine."

    Long Live Yaddle.

    Star Wars Episode III: McCallum's Revenge aka "It's freakin' awesome!"

  6. #16


    Anakin: "It's my first mission, too. Hey, at least we have Artoo!"
    Silence, then crickets chirp.

    Anakin: "And then we went into agressive negotiations."
    Amidala: "What are 'agressive negotitations'?"
    Anakin: "That'd be negotiations with a lightsaber."
    Silence, then crickets chirp.

    Anakin: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
    Arena goes silent, then crickets chirp.
    "I went to Star Wars Celebration VII in Anaheim, and I didn't get even a lousy t-shirt."

  7. #17
    Palpatine: "I love Democracy.......I love the Republic."
    Senate (collectively): "<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>!"

    Palpatine: "...this power you have granted me, that I shall relinquish once this crisis has abated"
    Senate (collectively): "<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>Bull$@!#<cough>!"
    "I take orders from just one person - ME!"

  8. #18
    Anakin: "If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me."

    Padmé: "I can't. We can't. It's..."

    Anakin: "It's what, Padmé?"

    Padmé: "It's just that I've been seeing this other guy."

    Anakin: "Other guy? What other guy? We're supposed to get married and have Luke and Leia, remember?"

    Padmé: "Whoops, I forgot!"

  9. #19
    Good one, JesusFreak!

    Robot Dude Guy: "And the... (bzzt! Adjusts his tuning nob)
    Her name was Lola
    She was a show girl...

    Jango: "Here. Take these, they're very deadly."
    Zam: "Sure. I, oops!"
    Jango: "Wessell!"

    Mas Amedda: "But what Senator would have the courage to propose such an amendment?"
    ET Senator: "Be... good..."
    Mas Amedda: "And who would have the second-most courage?"
    ET: (belches and falls over)
    "I went to Star Wars Celebration VII in Anaheim, and I didn't get even a lousy t-shirt."

  10. #20
    *Saberdart hits Zam*
    Zam: Oww...You shot me, you a-hole!

    Lama Su: Magnificent, aren't they?
    Obi: What gives?! They're all the same!
    Lama Su: ...

    Boba: Dad! Fire!
    Jango: Hey! When you start getting paid to bring drunken, armed deadbeats to planetary leaders and making underworld connections, and when you can fit into "The Suit", then we can talk about you telling me what to do. But until then, step off, b**ch!

    Jango (To Zam): Here, take these. They're very poisonous.
    *Zam thrusts them in Jango's face and snickers, Jango jumps back scaredly*
    Jango: Eeekk! DON'T DO THAT!

    Qui Ghost: Anakin! Nooo!!!
    Anakin: (As he impales a baby Tusken) Ahh shut up...Deady!
    Last edited by Jedi Clint; 11-16-2002 at 10:09 PM.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC


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