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  1. #51

    Cool

    ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
    Dooku: "You have fought bravely, worthy of the archives. But now, you must die."
    Padme': "Look! Up there!"
    (Everyone looks up, Padme' runs away)
    Padme': "So long, suckers!"
    Windu: "We've been tricked!"
    (Jedi are slaughtered, Seperatists win)

    ON GEONOSIS, IN THE HANGER
    Obi-Wan: "Anakin, we can take him if we fight together."
    Anakin: "I'm not gonna fight him. You fight him."
    Obi-Wan: "Wait! We'll give him to Yoda!"
    Anakin: "Yeah! He'll fight anyone!"
    (Yoda fights Dooku, and wins)
    Obi-Wan: "Hey, Yoda! He fights him!"
    (Yoda smiles, eating a bowl of Dooku's LIFE-Force cereal)
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  2. #52
    Anakin- " I hate sand. It's corse and rough like your unshaved back. ( Rubbing padmae) " But here everything is smooth and warm. ( rubbing her arm)

    padme- " What u say fu*%er I... I Was queen dammit. I don't have yp [ut up with this!

    jar jar- " He he, mesa tierd of being run down all of the times and not bein taken seriously. Thank you death stix.

    george clooney- ( walking by) See what drugs can do kids and i have alot of money and your parents don't
    Last edited by neonblade; 12-31-2002 at 05:41 PM.

  3. #53
    DOOKU: It is clear this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force.
    YODA: Uh-huh.
    Awkward silence begins and continues for several minutes.
    DOOKU: So uh . . . you wanna go see a movie?
    YODA: Yeah allright.

    QUI-GON: Tell them we wish to board at once.
    CAPTAIN: With all due respect, the Chancellor's ambassadors wish to board at once.
    NUTE: Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectry regal, and we would be happy to receive the Chancerror's ambassadors.
    CAPTAIN: Hey um ah . . . are you from Japan by any chance?
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  4. #54

    Exclamation

    ON GEONOSIS, INSIDE AMIDALA'S SHIP
    Padme': "See those steam columns over there?"
    Anakin: "Yes. What do they mean?"
    Padme': "I don't know. I wish Ric Olie' was here to tell us..."

    ON CORUSCANT, SENATE BUILDING
    Jar Jar: "I pwopose we give da Chancellor emergency powahs."
    (Senators cheer and yell)
    Palpatine: "My first use of these powers will be to make beans into peas."
    Mas Amedda: "Palpy, Palpy. You are so mercilessly free of the ravages of intelligence. I'm going to have to turn you into a nek battle dog."
    Palpatine: "Thank you, mastah!"
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  5. #55
    Sithkiller, that "strike him down where he stands" post just about killed me, man, I'm going to be quoting that all day
    Obi wan-"his abilities have made him, well, arrogant"
    Mace-"Man, you were assigned to him to help him keep it real"
    Yoda-"Master Windu is right. Real must it be kept. On the prize MUST your padawans eyes be, else go under we will, before over we get"
    Something about him reminds me of my older brother, Rex.

  6. #56
    Didn't Yoda have a musical number before his fight scene?
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  7. #57
    anakin: i think HE'S a SHE... and i think SHE'S a changling...

    obi-wan: in that case be extra careful... cuz wimmens is CAH-RAZY!!!
    Nachos are the right of all sentient beings.

    The guns... They've stopped!
    - Dan Akroyd, Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope

  8. #58
    Mace WIndu cuts off Jango's head.
    OBI-WAN: What the hell did you do that for? Now they can't make any more good clone troopers?
    MACE: D'oh!
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  9. #59

    Smile

    ON CORUSCANT, LANDING PLATFORM
    Capt. Typho: "I guess I was wrong. There was no danger."
    (Long pause)
    Typho: "I said, 'I guess I was wrong. There was no danger.'"
    (Longer pause)
    Typho: "Ahem!"
    Padme (in disguise): "What are you doing?"
    (Ship explodes)
    Typho: "Ah, there we go.... Oh no! M'lady, you must leave now!"
    Padme: "Who could have done this?"
    Typho (whistling): "Who knows?"

    ON NABOO, THEED PALACE
    Padme: "I thought we'd go to the Lakes Region. It's isolated, and my family has a time share there."
    Queen Jamilla: "Ah, Senator. I have some bad news."
    Padme: "You mean... my family is dead?"
    Queen: "No, we've had some budget problems with this galactic recession, so we had to sell your timeshare."
    Padme: "To whom?"
    Queen: "Uh..."
    Padme: "Tell me."
    Anakin: "Tell her, now!"
    Sio Bibble: "It is me, Senator."
    Padme: "Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Anakin: "I swear, I'll kill you all for what you've done to my girlfriend!"

    ON GEONOSIS
    Dooku: "So it's agreed. We get pepperoni, sausage, and green peppers on one, and a small cheese only."
    Poggle the Lesser: "Goork clik ocht beecht gormpt!" (I said, it's my planet, my war room, so I want anchovies!)
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  10. #60
    On Tatooine R2-D2 interupts Shmi's funeral, followed by C-3PO. While anakin is distracted by R2, Owen turns to Beru:

    Owen (to Beru): "Why do I get the feeling those two droids are gonna be the death of us?"
    May the force be with you.

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