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    Lines that were cut from the movie.

    AOTC, Yoda and the Clone Pilots save the day:

    Yoda (to Pilot 1): Around the survivors, a perimeter, make.

    Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): What the he!! did he say?

    Pilot 2 (to Pilot 1): Beats me. Who is that little guy anyway?

    Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): I don't know, but he kinda creeps me out. Hey look (pointing to the survivors in the arena), we better create a perimeter around those survivors, or there won't be many left when this is over.

    May the force be with you.

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    Lol that was good Sith_Killer

    Real deleted line: "Wake up senators you must wake up!"-Padmé

    I really can't think of any funny ones now, I'll post one later

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    This is where it ought to be...
    but it isn’t. Gravity is pulling
    all the stars in this area inward
    to this spot. There should be a
    star here... but there isn’t.

    Most interesting. Gravity’s
    silhouette remains, but the star
    and all its planets have
    disappeared. How can this be?

    Because someone erased it from the
    archive memory.

    Truly wonderful, the mind of a
    child is...not as moronic as you apparently.
    Wasn't that answer obvious? Reevaluate
    your Jedi status, the Council must. In the meantime,
    to the centre of the pull of gravity go,
    and find your planet you will.

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    ANAKIN TO PADMÉ: You are in my pants, tormenting me!
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    Originally posted by Mr. JabbaJohnL
    ANAKIN TO PADMÉ: You are in my pants, tormenting me!
    oh come on! Anything sounds funny with pants!

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    "From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought about you...


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    "not a day has gone by when I haven't thought about pants"

    see....HI - Larious.

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    Palpatine: Perhaps an old friend like...Master Kenobi."
    Mace Windu: "He's just returned from a border dispute on Anison."
    Palpatine: "Then it's settled then."
    Mace: "Wait.....never mind - I'll look after the Senator myself. After all, it's MY duty, to please that booty."

    Dooku: "You do realize that you can't win!"
    Mace: "I don't think so - Mutha.........!"
    Last edited by tagmac; 11-10-2002 at 06:57 PM.

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    Cool I always LOVED these threads!

    Obi-Wan: "Anakin!"
    Anakin: "Master! She went in there!"
    Obi-Wan: "You can't go in there. You're not 21."
    Anakin: "D'oh!"

    Jango: "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
    Obi-Wan: "Ever make your way as far as Coruscant?"
    Jango: "Yeah, I just got back from there on a job to kill a Senator."
    Obi-Wan: "Really?"
    Jango: "D'oh!"

    Obi-Wan: "R4, can you boost the power?"
    R4: "Bleep bloop doot (No, sorry)."
    Obi-Wan: "Well, you could if you weren't downloading Eminem mp3's!"

    Palpatine: "I see you becoming the most powerful of all Jedi. Even greater than Master Yoda."
    Anakin: "Really?" (trips on loose carpet) "Ouch!"
    Palpatine: "Uh, I mean, you'll be a great Sith lackey someday..."
    "I went to Star Wars Celebration VII in Anaheim, and I didn't get even a lousy t-shirt."

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    **Zam Wessel gets shot in the kneck by a dart**

    **Obi-Wan picks it up**

    **In little tiny letters: Brought to you by....**


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