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  1. #41
    I'm glad you liked it, Stillakid. I have a longer version, but it is waaaay too offensive to post here. If anyone wants me to PM it to them tell me, but be warned-If you are offended in any way, it is not my responsibility. I do not discriminate against any religion in the least, but Anakin does in the skit thingy. Let me know if you want to see it, but only if you don't mind mildly offensive material.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

  2. #42
    I REALLY don't want to close this thread. It has been extremely entertaining without getting dirty. Let's keep it that way.......... pretty pretty please with extra sugar on top.

    Thanks guys.

    Deleted from the deleted scene in the Starfighter Hangar:

    Mace: Why are you always feuding with your Padawan learner?
    Obi Wan: Eh.......I'm holding him back and he doesn't like it.
    Mace: Ah....I see.
    ubi mel ibi apes

  3. #43
    Originally posted by Jedi Clint
    Deleted from the deleted scene in the Starfighter Hangar:

    Mace: Why are you always feuding with your Padawan learner?
    Obi Wan: Eh.......I'm holding him back and he doesn't like it.
    Mace: Ah....I see.

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!

    Damn...I found that one really funny, for some reason....

  4. #44
    Anakin: "He's holding me back, sometimes I feel like I could just....

    strike him down where he stands! But then he'd probably just become more powerful than I could possibly imagine. "
    May the force be with you.

  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jedi Clint
    I REALLY don't want to close this thread. It has been extremely entertaining without getting dirty. Let's keep it that way.......... pretty pretty please with extra sugar on top.
    Ok, that's cool. What I posted is the worst you'll see from me.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

  6. #46
    ON CORUSCANT WHEN ANAKIN CATCHES OBI-WAN DURING THE CHASE:

    Obi: What took you so long?
    Ani: Oh, you know master I had to make sure none of those kouhouns slipped under Padme's nightgown

    WHEN ANAKIN IS HAVING A NIGHTMARE ON NABOO

    Ani: Oh, Padme, I love it when you call me big poppa.

    WHEN ANAKIN AND OBI-WAN MEET PADME IN HER CORUSCANT APARTMENT

    Padme: Ani, Ani is that you?
    Ani: Yeah, but I've changed my name to A. Skiddy
    Padme: My you've grown.
    Ani: Good God you fine
    Obi: Uh.

    WHEN JANGO AND OBI FIRST MEET IN JANGO'S APARTMENT

    Jango: Boba, go close the door so the Jedi doesn't see my bounty hunting suit. I mean (speaks in different language)

    WHEN ANAKIN CRASHES ON ZAM'S SPEEDER AND CUTS THROUGH THE ROOF WITH HIS LIGHTSABER

    Zam: Hey, this is a lease!


    IN THE NIGHTCLUB

    Elan Sleazebaggano: Wanna buy some Death Sticks?
    Obi-Wan: Oh my gosh! I was just gonna ask if YOU wanted to buy some Death Sticks. Like, what a coincidence.


    PADME & ANAKIN IN THE NABOO RETREAT BY THE FIREPLACE

    Ani: If you are suffering as much as me please tell me.
    Padme: I can't... we can't
    Ani: Why?
    Padme: Well this is kind of embarassing but I'm not a girl, but not yet a woman.
    Ani: Is that all. Master Obi-Wan told me all about the Mynocks and the Shaak.

    That's it for now also check my sig.
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  7. #47

    Exclamation

    ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
    Dooku: "Surrender, and your lives will be saved."
    Windu: "We will not be pawns to be bargained with, Dooku!"
    Dooku: "Okay. Then can I borrow twenty bucks?"

    ON CORUSCANT, AT THE CLUB
    Obi-Wan: "Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"
    Anakin: "Because you follow all the spoilers, Master."

    ON CORUSCANT, AT DEX'S DINER
    Dexter: "That depends."
    Obi-Wan: "Depends on what, Dex?"
    Dexter: "On whether I want to tell you where it is or not."
    Obi-Wan: "Well, you do want to tell me where it is."
    Dexter: "What? You think you're some kind of a Jedi wav- oh, wait. I'll tell you..."
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  8. #48
    ON GEONOSIS, IN THE HANGER
    Yoda: "We meet again, my old Padawan."
    Dooku: "And I was Qui-Gon's Master, who trained Obi-Wan, who's training Anakin, who fathers Luke, who kills Vader, who kills Obi-WAn who tells Luke to train with you, who later dies."
    Yoda: "And what does that mean?"
    Dooku: "Absolutely nothing! You see, evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb."
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  9. #49

    Cool

    ON CORUSCANT, AMIDALA'S APARTMENT
    Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
    Anakin: "I don't sleep well."
    Obi-Wan: "Here, try these."
    Anakin: "Sith's Choice Sleeping Pills? Are they safe?"
    Obi-Wan: "Sure! What harm could come from a Chosen One to try drugs named after power-hungry conquerors?"
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  10. #50
    Obi-Wan: What about Senator Amidala? She will still need protecting.

    Yoda: Handle that your Padawan will.

    Obi-Wan: (Under his breath) Damn!

    Mace Windu: Anakin, escort the Senator back to her home planet of Naboo. Don't forget, as a Jedi, it's your duty, to please that booty.
    May the force be with you.

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