I love candy so much...
... that I'd gladly sacrifice all my teeth to its glory.
... that I'd sell my right arm twice for it.
... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.
-----
(ok, now you add one)
Network: ActionFigs | SirSteve's Guide
Results 1 to 10 of 29
Thread: I love candy so much...
-
11-29-2002 #1Senator
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Location
- Los Angeles, CA
- Posts
- 35,619
I love candy so much...
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
-
11-29-2002 #2
- Join Date
- Apr 2002
- Location
- Plundering and pillaging the Spanish Main! Arrr!
- Posts
- 1,412
...that I would respond to a thread such as this.
"Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC
-
11-29-2002 #3Registered
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Posts
- 15,162
. . . that I would wed a roll of Bottlecaps if only allowed.
-
11-30-2002 #4
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Location
- Singing praises
- Posts
- 2,771
. . . that I am surprised that I don't have diabetes yet.
. . . that you were the first kid in school to eat all his or her Halloween candy.
. . . that you named your son Heath or daughter Necco.
Seriously, candy consists of a large part of my diet, especially from the gummy variety. That is one of the reasons I think I had five cavaties from my last checkup. I consume soda and candy way too much. (I do brush thoroughly twice a day, though I realize that it is once in the morning and once in the evening, so for 9 hours of the day, the sugars sit on my teeth and wreak havoc on my enamel)."The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.
-
11-30-2002 #5
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Location
- Albany, NY
- Posts
- 464
If only commerce were CHOCOLATE based and not MONEY based, the world would be a better place.
mmmmmmmmmmmm..........chocolate."Whatever you do, take care of your shoes."
-
12-01-2002 #6Senator
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Location
- Los Angeles, CA
- Posts
- 35,619
... that I'd run over your elderly grandmother just so I could get sent to jail so I could get a free prison tattoo of a heart with the word "candy" inside.
... that I sat through Episode 1 eleven times just to enjoy the Raisinettes.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
-
12-01-2002 #7Registered
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Posts
- 15,162
. . . that I'm considering the launch of my new website, SirCaesar's Candy Guide.
-
12-01-2002 #8
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Posts
- 1,459
Re: I love candy so much...
Originally posted by JediTricks
... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.
....that if JT had a sister I wouldn't hit on her even if she was really hot.
...that i would get have superman beat me up to get me some.
-
12-02-2002 #9
- Join Date
- Feb 2002
- Location
- Land of 1,000 Elvis Impersonators
- Posts
- 4,156
...that I would memorize every post from the "I don't believe" thread just to get a handful of Skittles.
Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".
-
12-02-2002 #10Senator
- Join Date
- Aug 2001
- Location
- Los Angeles, CA
- Posts
- 35,619
... that I can appreciate Homer Simpson selling his soul for a donut.
... that I'd eat the page in the dictionary that defined the word "candy".
MJ, I do have a sister, and candy isn't the reason you're not hitting on her.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks