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    I love candy so much...

    I love candy so much...

    ... that I'd gladly sacrifice all my teeth to its glory.

    ... that I'd sell my right arm twice for it.

    ... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.


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    (ok, now you add one)
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    ...that I would respond to a thread such as this.
    "Ohnomyfriendthisisamistakeaterriblemistaketheyhav egonetoofarthisismadness!" -Count Dooku, AOTC

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    . . . that I would wed a roll of Bottlecaps if only allowed.

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    . . . that I am surprised that I don't have diabetes yet.

    . . . that you were the first kid in school to eat all his or her Halloween candy.

    . . . that you named your son Heath or daughter Necco.

    Seriously, candy consists of a large part of my diet, especially from the gummy variety. That is one of the reasons I think I had five cavaties from my last checkup. I consume soda and candy way too much. (I do brush thoroughly twice a day, though I realize that it is once in the morning and once in the evening, so for 9 hours of the day, the sugars sit on my teeth and wreak havoc on my enamel).
    "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.

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    If only commerce were CHOCOLATE based and not MONEY based, the world would be a better place.

    mmmmmmmmmmmm..........chocolate.
    "Whatever you do, take care of your shoes."

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    ... that I'd run over your elderly grandmother just so I could get sent to jail so I could get a free prison tattoo of a heart with the word "candy" inside.

    ... that I sat through Episode 1 eleven times just to enjoy the Raisinettes.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    . . . that I'm considering the launch of my new website, SirCaesar's Candy Guide.

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    Re: I love candy so much...

    Originally posted by JediTricks
    ... that if it had a sister, I wouldn't even hit on her even if she was really hot.




    ....that if JT had a sister I wouldn't hit on her even if she was really hot.

    ...that i would get have superman beat me up to get me some.

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    ...that I would memorize every post from the "I don't believe" thread just to get a handful of Skittles.
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

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    ... that I can appreciate Homer Simpson selling his soul for a donut.

    ... that I'd eat the page in the dictionary that defined the word "candy".


    MJ, I do have a sister, and candy isn't the reason you're not hitting on her.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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