I really break the stereotype........
Age : 33 going on 17
Married (and she is not ugly) with child (and he is ugly).
Don't live with mother & father - if you saw the council estate they live on, you would move to Baghdad.
DON'T collect figures (until they become 99p from Poundland in Liverpool) - DO collect Star Wars Micro Machines/Action Fleet.
Don't shop in TRU (the Liverpool branch is less than brilliant) - prefer WORLDS APART and if I am feeling flush, Forbidden Planet.
I have converted my son into a collector at the age of only 4 - so he has at least 12 years of slapping to take at school.