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    Lightbulb Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E4:AHN)

    I couldn't find a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

    ON THE DEATH STAR
    Leia: "Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
    Tarkin: "What? I was going to free you, but since you were so mean to me, I'm going to blow up your homeworld!"

    ON TATOOINE, CHALMAN'S CANTINA
    Han: "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon."
    Luke: "I'm sorry; the Millenium what?"
    Han: "Fullcun."
    Luke: "Don't you mean 'faal-cun'?"
    Han: "Hey, it's my ship. I can pronounce it anyway I want to!"
    Luke: "Now he's using a preposition at the end of a sentence! Ben, we don't have to sit here for this!"
    Han: "This is why I hang out with Wookiees..."
    "That's what Sheev said."

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    Cantina, Mos Eisley

    Greedo: Echo wana mak.

    Han: I was just going to see your boss, to tell him I've got his money.

    Greedo: Goowan boon.

    Han: Look Greedo, take off that stupid ruber mask, I can't understand a word your saying.

    Bens' old home

    Ben: I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father. Only he had a higher midi-chlorine count and, most of the council thought he was the "choosen one".

    Luke: The choosen one?

    Ben: The choosen one is supposed to bring balance to the force.

    Luke: The force?

    Ben: The force is what gives a Jedi his strength.
    Last edited by sith_killer_99; 01-05-2003 at 02:18 PM.
    May the force be with you.

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    Aboard the Falcon while escaping the Death Star

    Leia: They let us escape, they must be tracking us

    Han: Tracking us? Not this ship, sister

    Leia: I thought I was Luke's sister.

    Han: Oh yeah

    Luke: Awww, does that mean we can't make out anymore?
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

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    Lars homestead

    Owen: I don't think he exists anymore, he died about the same time as your father.

    Luke: He knew my father!

    Owen: Who said that? I said they died about the same time. How do you get "they knew each other" from that? What are you an idiot. Do you think your father knew everyone who died back then?
    May the force be with you.

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    Why Uncle Owen didn't want Luke to meet Ben and learn the ways of the force

    Uncle Owen: Luke, have those droids ready by tomorrow.

    Luke: Awwww, I was going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters

    Owen: You can play with your friends later

    Luke: (waves his hand)I am going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters.

    Owen: Go to Toshee Station, these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
    Last edited by Rogue II; 01-06-2003 at 03:47 PM.
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

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    Leia: Governor Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
    Tarkin: What? I forget to put on deodorant one time, just one measly time, and the prisoners start making cracks about my foul stench. [sniffs armpits] Why didn't someone tell me so I could take a shower before we interrogated the prisoner?
    Vader: Hey, you've heard me trying not to breathe it in too deeply. Take a hint, buddy!
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Second choice for first line in Star Wars:
    Threepio: "Did you hear that?"
    Original first choice for first line in Star Wars:
    Threepio: "I have a bad feeling about this."

    Luke returns to his home, seeing smoke rising:
    Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."

    Luke looks up as Tusken Raider raises his gaffi stick:
    Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."

    Wuher realizes Evazan is causing trouble:
    Wuher: "I have a bad feeling about this."

    Second-choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
    Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
    Original first choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
    Star Wars Episode IV: I Have a Bad Feeling About This.
    "That's what Sheev said."

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    After blowing up the Death Star.

    Luke: I'm glad we won't have to do that again.
    "No one helped me so why should I help you?" - College professor circa 1999

    By choosing not to decide you still have made a choice.

    I'm in love with the women of Univision.

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    Obi-Wan - "Luke, use the..."

    Luke - "...the schwartz?!?"

    Obi-Wan - "No, the Force."

    PENDO!
    "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    "There's a gentleness about a total Star Wars geek that is sublime."- Rick McCallum
    My DVD Collection

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    luke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!.... hmm, i wonder why i didn't really care when my aunt and uncle who raised me were fried to death, but when this old guy i've known for about a week disappears, i'm really upset... weird...
    Nachos are the right of all sentient beings.

    The guns... They've stopped!
    - Dan Akroyd, Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope

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