Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E4:AHN)

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I couldn't find a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

ON THE DEATH STAR
Leia: "Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
Tarkin: "What? I was going to free you, but since you were so mean to me, I'm going to blow up your homeworld!"

ON TATOOINE, CHALMAN'S CANTINA
Han: "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon."
Luke: "I'm sorry; the Millenium what?"
Han: "Fullcun."
Luke: "Don't you mean 'faal-cun'?"
Han: "Hey, it's my ship. I can pronounce it anyway I want to!"
Luke: "Now he's using a preposition at the end of a sentence! Ben, we don't have to sit here for this!"
Han: "This is why I hang out with Wookiees..."

[sith_killer_99]

Cantina, Mos Eisley

Greedo: Echo wana mak.

Han: I was just going to see your boss, to tell him I've got his money.

Greedo: Goowan boon.

Han: Look Greedo, take off that stupid ruber mask, I can't understand a word your saying.

Bens' old home

Ben: I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father. Only he had a higher midi-chlorine count and, most of the council thought he was the "choosen one".

Luke: The choosen one?

Ben: The choosen one is supposed to bring balance to the force.

Luke: The force?

Ben: The force is what gives a Jedi his strength.

[Rogue II]

Aboard the Falcon while escaping the Death Star

Leia: They let us escape, they must be tracking us

Han: Tracking us? Not this ship, sister

Leia: I thought I was Luke's sister.

Han: Oh yeah

Luke: Awww, does that mean we can't make out anymore?

[sith_killer_99]

Lars homestead

Owen: I don't think he exists anymore, he died about the same time as your father.

Luke: He knew my father!

Owen: Who said that? I said they died about the same time. How do you get "they knew each other" from that? What are you an idiot. Do you think your father knew everyone who died back then?

[Rogue II]

Why Uncle Owen didn't want Luke to meet Ben and learn the ways of the force

Uncle Owen: Luke, have those droids ready by tomorrow.

Luke: Awwww, I was going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters

Owen: You can play with your friends later

Luke: (waves his hand)I am going to Toshee Station to pick up some power converters.

Owen: Go to Toshee Station, these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.

[El Chuxter]

Leia: Governor Tarkin. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Tarkin: What? I forget to put on deodorant one time, just one measly time, and the prisoners start making cracks about my foul stench. [sniffs armpits] Why didn't someone tell me so I could take a shower before we interrogated the prisoner?
Vader: Hey, you've heard me trying not to breathe it in too deeply. Take a hint, buddy!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Second choice for first line in Star Wars:
Threepio: "Did you hear that?"
Original first choice for first line in Star Wars:
Threepio: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Luke returns to his home, seeing smoke rising:
Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Luke looks up as Tusken Raider raises his gaffi stick:
Luke: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Wuher realizes Evazan is causing trouble:
Wuher: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Second-choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Original first choice for subtitle of Star Wars:
Star Wars Episode IV: I Have a Bad Feeling About This.

[Exhaust Port]

After blowing up the Death Star.

Luke: I'm glad we won't have to do that again.

[Pendo]

Obi-Wan - "Luke, use the..."

Luke - "...the schwartz?!?"

Obi-Wan - "No, the Force."

PENDO!

[darthvyn]

luke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!.... hmm, i wonder why i didn't really care when my aunt and uncle who raised me were fried to death, but when this old guy i've known for about a week disappears, i'm really upset... weird...