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    Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E5:ESB)

    I (still) couldn't find a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

    ON HOTH, ECHO BASE
    Voice: "The first transport, is away."
    Rebel: "When did Luke Skywalker begin giving PA announcements?"

    ON BESPIN
    Leia: "Vader wants us all dead."
    Lando: "No, he's settign a trap for someone called, uh, Starkiller."
    Han: "Luke's preliminary name? You're messing with SW continuity, Lando. You're a real hero..."
    Lando: "Look, I've got my own problems."
    Han: "Really? Like being imprisoned, tortured, and lied to?"
    Lando: "Uh, I think I left my space iron on. Bye!"
    "May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."

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    Bespin ambush

    Vader: Captain Solo, we would be honored if you would join us.

    Han: In a pigs' eye.

    Vader: What's a pig?

    Han: You know, it's kinda like a Gondar without the fur.

    Vader: Ah, yes, disgusting, filthy creatures. I'd have nothing to do with them.

    Bespin torture

    Vader: Now, Captain Solo, we will discuss the location of Skywalker.

    Han: I though you were Skywalker.

    Vader: What? Who told you that?

    Han: It's pretty common knowledge.

    Vader: No it isn't!

    Han: OK, you got me. Boba Fett told me, did you know he is really a clone of some guy named Jango Fett.

    Vader: We are getting off the subject. Tell me about Luke Skywalker, the guy you helped escape from Mos Eisley.

    Han: Oh, you mean Commander Luke Skywalker.

    Vader: Commander? So my son is a Commander. If he were in the Imperial Navy he'd be a Captain by now.

    Han: Luke's your son too? I just though he was a nephew or distant cousin. You know, like Captain Antilles and Wedge, they're not really related it's just that names like Organa and Antilles are common in the Star Wars universe.
    May the force be with you.

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    Vader - No! I am your father... ...'s, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room-mate.

    Luke - I thought I recognised you !

    PENDO!
    "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    "There's a gentleness about a total Star Wars geek that is sublime."- Rick McCallum
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    Rebel: Your Taun-Taun will freeze before you reach the first marker.

    Han: Really?! (gettin off the Taun-Taun) If Luke dies, don't tell Leia. I don't want her to think I'm a wuss.
    Ah, good...here comes the Air Force with those new round planes.

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    ON DEVASTATOR STAR DESTROYER
    Officer 1: "A Rebel transport is heading this way."
    Officer 2: "Boo yah! This Empire's gonna strike back right now!"

    ON DAGOBAH
    Luke: "Still... it seems familiar. I feel like-"
    Voice: "Feel like what?"
    Luke: "Like oh, my gosh! You are like, so freaky!"

    ON REBEL MEDICAL FRIGATE
    Luke: "Meet me at the rendevous point on Tatooine."
    Threepio: "Master Luke, I thought you said you were never coming back to that planet? And I thought Master Kenobi was a liar..."
    Artoo: "Bah-whoo!" (You said it, brother!)
    "May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."

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    yoda: it surrounds us... and binds us...

    luke: ahh, so it's into the kinky stuff, huh?
    Nachos are the right of all sentient beings.

    The guns... They've stopped!
    - Dan Akroyd, Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope

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    Vader: "We would be honored, if you would join us."

    Lando: "Darth, can I offer you an ice cold, Colt 45?"

    Vader: "Of course.....it's the only malt liquor I like"

    Fett: <nods silently>

    Han: "Got any Bud?"

    Lando: "We only drink Colt 45 on Cloud City!"

    Vader: "Just for that insult, we're gonna torture you and freeze you in carbonite!"

    Han: "Oh.....son of a..........!"

    Fett: <nods silently>

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    C3P0 (Interrupting Han Solo and Princess Leia kissing)

    C3P0: "Sir...sir...I've fixed the heater on the sonic hot tub and the champagne is chilling for you and Mistress Leia!"

    Han Solo: "Thank you...thank you very much!"

    C3P0: "Oh you're quite welcome!"
    "The darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural"

    "Join me... and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son"

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    From my new sig-line:

    Cloud City core, after saber battle

    VADER: Luke, I have no father!
    LUKE: That's not true, that's impossible!!!
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    ON HOTH
    Han: "C'mon kid! Gimme a sign!"
    (Luke moves his hands and arms)
    Han: "Okay... first word... one syllable..."

    ON VADER'S FLAGSHIP
    Vader: "You're probably wondering why I called you here."
    Bounty hunters: "Yeah!"
    Vader: "Impress me."
    Bossk: "Sssshe'ssss a brick... houssssse. Jusssst lettin' it all hang out."
    Vader: "You are quite posssssssssibly the worst ssssssinger in the galaxxxxy, Bossk."
    IG-88: "Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all
    my doors. It's the only way to live, in cars."
    Vader: "Boring. Awful. Next."
    Fett: "I'm burnin' up, burnin' up for your love."
    Vader: "I believe I said 'no disintegrations.' You are going down in flames, bucket head."
    Piett: "We'll be back, with more 'Galactic Idol' in a moment."
    "May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."

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