Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E5:ESB)

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I (still) couldn't find a previous thread, and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

ON HOTH, ECHO BASE
Voice: "The first transport, is away."
Rebel: "When did Luke Skywalker begin giving PA announcements?"

ON BESPIN
Leia: "Vader wants us all dead."
Lando: "No, he's settign a trap for someone called, uh, Starkiller."
Han: "Luke's preliminary name? You're messing with SW continuity, Lando. You're a real hero..."
Lando: "Look, I've got my own problems."
Han: "Really? Like being imprisoned, tortured, and lied to?"
Lando: "Uh, I think I left my space iron on. Bye!"

[sith_killer_99]

Bespin ambush

Vader: Captain Solo, we would be honored if you would join us.

Han: In a pigs' eye.

Vader: What's a pig?

Han: You know, it's kinda like a Gondar without the fur.

Vader: Ah, yes, disgusting, filthy creatures. I'd have nothing to do with them.

Bespin torture

Vader: Now, Captain Solo, we will discuss the location of Skywalker.

Han: I though you were Skywalker.

Vader: What? Who told you that?

Han: It's pretty common knowledge.

Vader: No it isn't!

Han: OK, you got me. Boba Fett told me, did you know he is really a clone of some guy named Jango Fett.

Vader: We are getting off the subject. Tell me about Luke Skywalker, the guy you helped escape from Mos Eisley.

Han: Oh, you mean Commander Luke Skywalker.

Vader: Commander? So my son is a Commander. If he were in the Imperial Navy he'd be a Captain by now.

Han: Luke's your son too? I just though he was a nephew or distant cousin. You know, like Captain Antilles and Wedge, they're not really related it's just that names like Organa and Antilles are common in the Star Wars universe.

[Pendo]

Vader - No! I am your father... ...'s, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room-mate.

Luke - I thought I recognised you !

PENDO!

[Imperial Monarche]

Rebel: Your Taun-Taun will freeze before you reach the first marker.

Han: Really?! (gettin off the Taun-Taun) If Luke dies, don't tell Leia. I don't want her to think I'm a wuss.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON DEVASTATOR STAR DESTROYER
Officer 1: "A Rebel transport is heading this way."
Officer 2: "Boo yah! This Empire's gonna strike back right now!"

ON DAGOBAH
Luke: "Still... it seems familiar. I feel like-"
Voice: "Feel like what?"
Luke: "Like oh, my gosh! You are like, so freaky!"

ON REBEL MEDICAL FRIGATE
Luke: "Meet me at the rendevous point on Tatooine."
Threepio: "Master Luke, I thought you said you were never coming back to that planet? And I thought Master Kenobi was a liar..."
Artoo: "Bah-whoo!" (You said it, brother!)

[darthvyn]

yoda: it surrounds us... and binds us...

luke: ahh, so it's into the kinky stuff, huh?

[tagmac]

Vader: "We would be honored, if you would join us."

Lando: "Darth, can I offer you an ice cold, Colt 45?"

Vader: "Of course.....it's the only malt liquor I like"

Fett: <nods silently>

Han: "Got any Bud?"

Lando: "We only drink Colt 45 on Cloud City!"

Vader: "Just for that insult, we're gonna torture you and freeze you in carbonite!"

Han: "Oh.....son of a..........!"

Fett: <nods silently>

[Darkross]

On The Falcon (Asteroid Cave)

C3P0 (Interrupting Han Solo and Princess Leia kissing)

C3P0: "Sir...sir...I've fixed the heater on the sonic hot tub and the champagne is chilling for you and Mistress Leia!"

Han Solo: "Thank you...thank you very much!"

C3P0: "Oh you're quite welcome!"

[JediTricks]

From my new sig-line:

Cloud City core, after saber battle

VADER: Luke, I have no father!
LUKE: That's not true, that's impossible!!!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON HOTH
Han: "C'mon kid! Gimme a sign!"
(Luke moves his hands and arms)
Han: "Okay... first word... one syllable..."

ON VADER'S FLAGSHIP
Vader: "You're probably wondering why I called you here."
Bounty hunters: "Yeah!"
Vader: "Impress me."
Bossk: "Sssshe'ssss a brick... houssssse. Jusssst lettin' it all hang out."
Vader: "You are quite posssssssssibly the worst ssssssinger in the galaxxxxy, Bossk."
IG-88: "Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all
my doors. It's the only way to live, in cars."
Vader: "Boring. Awful. Next."
Fett: "I'm burnin' up, burnin' up for your love."
Vader: "I believe I said 'no disintegrations.' You are going down in flames, bucket head."
Piett: "We'll be back, with more 'Galactic Idol' in a moment."