Lines That Were Cut from the Movie (E1:TPM)

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I couldn't find a previous thread (even after 4 looks), and it's been great in the AOTC movie section, so ta dah!

ON TATOOINE, SKYWALKER HOVEL
Anakin: "I had a dream once."
Padme': "So? I've had dreams, too."
Anakin: "But mine had pod racers and droids, and Hutts and Jawas."
Qui-Gon: "Wow... uh, we must be going."

ON NABOO, THEED PALACE
Amidala: "Now, we will discuss a new treaty."
Nute Gunray: "First dibs on the Nubian starship!"

[Pendo]

Anakin - Yippppppiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!

Padmé - Oh my God. George, do I HAVE to marry him?

PENDO!

[El Chuxter]

I might have posted this in the old forums, but here it is anyway:

INTERIOR: JEDI COUNCIL
KI-ADI: Without the intervention of young Skywalker, the Trade Federation may have defeated our efforts at peace.
MACE: There is no denying that the Force is strong in him. Perhaps he should be trained.
YODA: Much danger I sense in this. A bad idea all around, it is.
YADDLE: Why say you this?
PLO KOON: I sense no danger, Master Yoda. If he is the Chosen One, he must be trained.
YODA: Great danger there is. Impossible you all are! The only one who has seen The Empire Strikes Back am I?

[Rogue II]

Conversation between Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon on Tatooine

Obi-wan: His midichlorians are off the chart

Qui-Gon: What are midichlorians? I have the Classic Trilogy on VHS and Laserdisc and there is no mention of them anywhere.

Obi-Wan: I'm just reading the script, Master. Talk to that chubby bearded guy in the flanel shirt over there if you want to gripe about continuity between the prequels and the classic trilogies.

[tagmac]

Anakin: "Are you an angel?"
Padme': "What?!"
Anakin: "An angel. They're the most beautiful creatures in the world"
Padme: "Excuse me? Is that the best pickup line you could think of? For a future Jedi, you really come up with some corny stuff!"

Qui-Gon: "Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobi."
Anakin: "Pleased to meet you......and I'm gonna kill you in the 4th movie."

Mace: "Which was destroyed? The master, or the apprentice."
Yoda: "Stupid you are......the apprentice it was.....sense evil in that old man over there.......the Master he is......kill him now we should.......but then no saga there be......"

[scruffziller]

Don't forget.......

"WIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Only heard in the ghostly form of Commtech chips!!!!!!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON TRADE FEDERATION STARSHIP
TC-14: "The ambassadors are Jedi Knights, I believe."
Nute: "So, the Jedi robes gave it away, eh?"

ON NABOO, THEED PALACE
Amidala: "Senator Palpatine."
Palpatine: "Senator Palpatine."
Amidala: "No, I just said your name to recognize you."
Palpatine: "No, I just said your name to recognize you."
Amidala: "Stop that."
Palpatine: "Stop that."
Amidala: "Just tell us what's happening, or we'll jam your transmission."
Palpatine: "Just tell us what's happening, or we'll jam your transmission."
(Capt. Panaka whispers in Amidala's ear)
Amidala: "The negotations haven't started because the Chancellor's ambassadors haven't arrived?"
Palpatine: "The negotations haven't started because the Chancellor's ambassadors haven't arrived?"
Amidala: "Senator Palpatine..."
Palpatine: "Sen... alp... ine..."
Amidala: "What's happening?"

ON TATOOINE, POD RACING ARENA
Seller 1: "Jawa Guts! Get your hot, steamy Jawa Guts here!"
Seller 2: "I got fresh, hot Ronto Ribs!"
Seller 3: "Nothing! Nothing for sale!"

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP
Nute: "What? What did you say?"
TC-14: "I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, an' you don't stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat."
Teh How: "Word."
Rune: "Ah, yeeah."

ON TATOOINE, DURING POD RACE
Announcer: "Skywalker's stalled! Wait! Skywalker's going the wrong way! He thinks he's going to win the race, but he's scored points for the other teams!"
Qui-Gon: "D'oh!"
Padme: "Grrr!"
Watto: "Excellent!"
Jabba: "Brrraarrpt!"

[Emperor Howdy]

Originally posted by Bel-Cam Jos
ON TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIP
Nute: "What? What did you say?"
TC-14: "I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, an' you don't stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat."
Teh How: "Word."
Rune: "Ah, yeeah."

......that's hilarious!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

ON TATOOINE, POD RACING BOX
Watto: "You, you swindled me!"
Qui-Gon: "When you gamble, my friend, you always lose."
Wald: "Look! I won! I won! I gambled, and I won! This is great!"
Watto: "So, 'always lose,' eh?"
Qui-Gon: "Well, mostly."
Watto: "I say, best two out of three races!"
Qui-Gon: "Are you sure you're immune to Jedi mind tricks?"
Wald: "Money, money, money!"

ON NABOO, EDGE OF GUNGAN SACRED PLACE
Padme: "Artoo?"
(R2-D2 shows holographic map of Theed palace)
Obi-Wan: "What's this?"
Padme: "It's a maze, where we'll have to work as teams to find the box. When we figure out that clue, we'll move onto here."
Panaka: "That looks like a pit of worms."
Padme: "Right. Whoever eats the most moves on to the next round."
Obi-Wan: "When do we enter the palace?"
Padme: "No one cares about that anymore. They just want to see people demean themselves for stupid things."
Anakin: "Did someone call me?"