Since it's been so successful in the other areas (at least according to me ), how's abouts a similar thread for the as-yet-unknown Episode III? Okay? Okay! (p.s. Remember that this is a Spoiler-free zone, too)
ON PLANET X
Anakin (talking to Padme's pregnant stomach): "Luke, I am your father. Yes I am! Daddy, daddy, daddy!"
ON PLANET XY, OVER MOLTEN LAVA PIT
Anakin: "Remember when you said I would be the death of you someday?"
Anakin: "What exactly did you mean by that?"
Kenobi: "Well, Anakin. You see, you have always been impulsive and quick to anger, so I just thought-"
(Anakin pushes Obi-Wan into pit)
Anakin: "Gotcha! Master...? Oops, this is not good."
Palpatine: "Honored Jedi Council Members, I have some important news for you all. I am... wait, wasn't there some little green guy?"
Palpatine: "You sure? I thought I remembered one, maybe even a second one."
Ki-Adi: "You are mistaken. No little green guys here, ever."
Palpatine: "I guess you're right. Meet my new best friend."
(Man in dark armor steps forward) "Moo wah haha haha!"