Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 18
  1. #1

    Post Lines That WILL Be Cut From the Movie (SW:E3)

    Since it's been so successful in the other areas (at least according to me ), how's abouts a similar thread for the as-yet-unknown Episode III? Okay? Okay! (p.s. Remember that this is a Spoiler-free zone, too)

    ON PLANET X
    Anakin (talking to Padme's pregnant stomach): "Luke, I am your father. Yes I am! Daddy, daddy, daddy!"

    ON PLANET XY, OVER MOLTEN LAVA PIT
    Anakin: "Remember when you said I would be the death of you someday?"
    Kenobi: "Yes."
    Anakin: "What exactly did you mean by that?"
    Kenobi: "Well, Anakin. You see, you have always been impulsive and quick to anger, so I just thought-"
    (Anakin pushes Obi-Wan into pit)
    Anakin: "Gotcha! Master...? Oops, this is not good."

    ON CORUSCANT
    Palpatine: "Honored Jedi Council Members, I have some important news for you all. I am... wait, wasn't there some little green guy?"
    Mace: "Nope."
    Palpatine: "You sure? I thought I remembered one, maybe even a second one."
    Ki-Adi: "You are mistaken. No little green guys here, ever."
    Palpatine: "I guess you're right. Meet my new best friend."
    (Man in dark armor steps forward) "Moo wah haha haha!"
    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

  2. #2

    Re: Lines That WILL Be Cut From the Movie (SW:E3)

    Originally posted by Bel-Cam Jos
    Since it's been so successful in the other areas (at least according to me ), how's abouts a similar thread for the as-yet-unknown Episode III? Okay? Okay! (p.s. Remember that this is a Spoiler-free zone, too)

    ON PLANET X
    Anakin (talking to Padme's pregnant stomach): "Luke, I am your father. Yes I am! Daddy, daddy, daddy!"

    Anakin (to Padme's big tummy): Who's your daddy?

    Padme (eye's closed in ectasy): Ohhhh, you baby, you!

    Anakin (annoyed): I was talking to your stomach!

  3. #3
    Dooku - Anakin, I am your father.

    Anakin - George has already used that one.

    Dooku - Sorry. How about "I am your sister!"

    Anakin - Done too!

    Dooku - DAMN! Ok, how about this one, "Anakin, I am no relation to you what so ever!"

    PENDO!
    "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    "There's a gentleness about a total Star Wars geek that is sublime."- Rick McCallum
    My DVD Collection

  4. #4
    Palpatine reveals he is a clone:

    Mace: "Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, how are you doing today."

    Palpatine: "I am not Chancellor Palpatine, I am Darth Sidious! The clone of Chancellor Palpatine, and Supreme Dark Lord of the Sith."

    Mace: "You're a Sith clown."

    Palpatine: "No, clone, I said I am a clone of Palpatine, and a Dark Lord of the Sith."

    Mace: "Oh, you're a clone!"

    Palpatine: "Yes, I murdered Palpatine years ago, before Episode I!"

    Mace: "I see."

    Palpatine: "That is why I have been aging soo quickly. By the time Episode V rolls around I will probably look like a monkey."

    Mace: "Hey, what's with the freaky eye's? You got jaundice or something?"
    May the force be with you.

  5. #5
    A conversation in the hospital after Palpatine pulls Anakin out of the lava...

    Palpatine: You had a close call my young apprentice.

    Anakin: Yeah, tell me about it. I did realize I need to do a few things, like contact my brother Owen and tell him how much I miss him.

    Palpatine: Well, is there anything else I can do for you?

    Anakin: You know, I always wanted to sound like Barry White. I don't suppose you can help me out with that.

    Palpatine: I'll see what I can do.

    Flash Foward to Return of the Jedi, just before Vader chucks Palpatine into the shaft:

    Palpatine: What are you doing? I saved you, what wrong did I ever do to you?

    Vader: I said Barry White, not James Earl Jones!
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

  6. #6
    ON CORUSCANT, JEDI TEMPLE
    Yoda: "Ready the Council is, to put you to the Trials."
    Anakin: "Thank you, Master."
    Mace: "Anakin, if one speeder is travelling east at 100 kph and another going north at 80 kph, how long would it take the second speeder to reach the first, travelling at a 45-degree angle?"
    Anakin: "Uh, twelve hours?"
    Mace: "Wrong! You fail the Trials!"
    Anakin: "Grr! I'll kill you all!"
    Yoda: "Whatever. To the hand, talk to."

    ON TATOOINE
    Jabba: "Where's my talk droid?"
    Droid: "Here, my lord."
    Jabba: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
    Droid: "Pardon me, sire?"
    Jabba: "You heard me. I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
    Droid: "Okay." (Barely taps him)
    Jabba: "No! I am angry with you, you terrible interpreter! EV-9D9, disintegrate him!"
    EV-9D9: "Oh yeah!"
    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

  7. #7
    YODA: Anakin, never told you Shmi what to your father happened!
    ANAKIN: She told me enough! Something about not being able to explain it, yadda yadda.
    YODA: No. Your father am I.
    ANAKIN: Noooooooooooooo!!!

    MACE: Married? This is bad.
    PADME: Why's that?
    YODA: Against the code it is. Marriage leads to--
    ANAKIN: Oh, shove it in your pointy ear! It's not always been that way. I've read the old comics, about the Sunriders and such. And how do you explain Ki-Adi and Kieran? They're both married. It's not fair!
    YODA: When last a Jedi was divorced, lost everything we did. A thousand millennia it took us to earn what we have.
    PADME: I've never heard of a Jedi divorce!
    KI-ADI: That's because we changed the story.
    MACE: You see, we couldn't let it get out that our greatest enemies were all descended from Yoda's vindictive ex-wife, Sithy.

    YODA: Find Anakin we must. Enlisted the galaxy's greatest spy I have. Hello you will say to Sly Wiley!
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  8. #8

    Smile

    Originally posted by El Chuxter
    YODA: Find Anakin we must. Enlisted the galaxy's greatest spy I have. Hello you will say to Sly Wiley!
    I am grinning a sly grin, Chuxter!

    ON TATOOINE
    Anakin: "Chep oblo a weelo, Watto." (I'm here to find my step-brother, Watto)
    Watto (wearing an eye-patch and a goatee, with a mynock on his shoulder): "Annie? Little orphan Annie? It is you! You're a Sith now. Say! How's about you help me with some deadbeats that owe me a lot of money?"
    Anakin: "I'm here to find Owen Lars."
    Watto: "Lars? Uh, I don't sell to him anymore. In fact, I hear he married that Beru, over past Mos Eisely, I think."
    Anakin: "I feel like we've done this before..."
    Watto: "Oh, no. See the goatee? It's not a scruffy beard like my Episode II figure; now Hasbro can make a new figure of me!"
    Anakin: "Why do I have the desire to wear a white moisture farmer outfit right now?"
    Watto: "Arr!"

    ON NABOO
    Padme: "Anakin, I have some important news about us."
    Anakin: "Sure, yeah. Whatever." (Practices lightsaber moves)
    Padme: "I'm... I mean we... I... I'm going to have a child."
    Anakin: "Yeah, those Corellians are pretty wild." (Continues lightsaber moves)
    Padme: "Do you ever listen to me anymore?"
    Anakin: "No, I've never been to Yavin Four. Why?" (Move saber practicing)
    Padme: "Oh, nothing..."

    ON PLANET G
    Count Dooku: "So. We meet again."
    Anakiin: "No, I'm an Expanded Universe Clone of Anakin. See the extra vowel in my name? We've never met before."
    Count Dooku: "My bad."
    Anakiin: "No prob."
    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

  9. #9
    Missing Musical Scene: The Duet of Yoda and Kermit the Frog sitting on a log in the Dagobah swamp singing "It's not easy being green."
    Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".

  10. #10
    Count Dooku:

    "You're a Wizard, Anakin.
    Line?
    wait, I mean,
    Frodo, use the Force!
    no, what I meant to say,
    was,
    You must destroy the One Ring, Harry Potter.
    Ok wait,
    Which one is this again?"

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO