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    Star Wars Haiku's!

    I felt a bit creative this evening and decided to start a thread where you can post Star Wars Haiku's-- For those of you who do not know the standard Haiku format this is it- 3 lines, first line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the 3rd and final line is 5 syllables.

    Heres mine--

    A Hidden Message
    The Key to all Victory
    Secretly Hidden
    "I assume my reputation for arrogant presumption precedes me"-Area man

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    Good man turns evil
    Son must save him at all costs
    Confront him he must
    Rogue Squadron-19 Golds, Battle For Naboo-18 Platinums, Rogue Leader-15 Golds/15 Aces, Rebel Strike-19 Single Golds/19 Single Aces
    James Boba Fettfield & Lord Malakite's Video Game Collection

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    Vader's evil deeds
    Pale in comparison to
    His bad pick-up lines
    Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

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    I hope E.P.3
    Will have better acting than
    The other two preqs

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    I thought we had a haiku thread, but I can't seem to locate it. Here's a rehash of some of my older haikus from the old forums though:

    Darth Maul disappoints
    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
    did not cut it. HA!

    Jar Jar made us sick
    Annoying antics so lame
    Why in the next film?

    Messed up Star Wars for some
    Lucas should edit

    Ewan had few lines
    But certainly kicked butt
    Oh, he'll be back

    my wallet, empty
    Fambaa, seventy-five bucks
    Hasbro took my cash
    (I call that one "Ballad of the collector")

    (this next one is called "Karma catches Sebulba")
    frog hits Sebulba
    Sebulba hits poor Jar Jar
    podracer hits dirt

    "Much too old, is he.
    Much fear, I sense in the boy.
    Train him, you must not."
    (that one was called "A jerk, Yoda is")

    The eopie farts
    The public is not amused
    Star Wars suffers on


    "As dawn breaks", a 3-part haiku by JediTricks....

    As dawn breaks,
    prepare the fight of your life is soon
    Look! The doors open

    Run, run for your prize
    do not fall behind the pack
    Toys R Us - the race

    Nothing new today
    "When will you have new figures?"
    "Come back tomorrow"


    The Sith, cold and cruel
    Evil lurks the galaxy
    Yet merely warms the pegs

    COMMtech chips not great
    a failure for all to buy
    raising prices high

    Jar Jar toys don't sell
    folks disliked this character
    and now he's coming back

    Hasbro is quite large
    they buy some good companies
    then mismanage them

    The heart of Star Wars?
    R2-D2, astromech
    hero for us all

    haikus can be fun
    seven syllables is not hard
    but meter can be tough__

    Jawas and ewoks
    similar in size and deeds
    just different music

    Just one more question...
    Who wears Darth Maul underwear?
    We all know it's you

    A crazy old man
    once a powerful Jedi
    catalyst for change

    Naboo's young ruler
    a Queen who's not what she seems
    yet stronger than some thought

    Ancient tradition
    Wookiees gather and give thanks
    don't let Carrie sing!

    (This one's called "Just one calorie...")
    Darth Maul, Sith dark lord
    the diet coke of evil
    not evil enough

    The empire's slaves
    Wookiees do not grow on trees
    oh wait, yes they do

    Han's ship, the Falcon,
    hamburger and an olive,
    oh, the shame of truth

    Death Star's main weakness
    but the shaft is shielded
    proton torpedo

    Star Wars halloween
    Jar Jar costumes didn't sell
    everyone's Darth Maul

    (This next one's called "Boy, ESB sure is depressing")
    Lando sells them out
    Vader changes the deal
    Luke loses his hand

    Jar Jar slips in poo,
    Where's the dignity in that?
    In George's wallet.

    Twin pod cloud car shoots
    Lando betrays, Vader traps
    Han Solo on ice

    Obi-Wan a hermit,
    wizard, crazy old fossil.
    Tell that to Ponda!

    One similar thing
    three classics have in common
    Han feels up Leia

    Hasbro's phone number?
    It's one-eight-hundred fart-bog
    Very apropos

    Jar Jar sucks clamshell,
    says to Qui-Gon, "Hey! Hep me!"
    Scene went in the trash.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    Dr. Ventures Yard Sale
    Star Wars toys were good
    then Randy got hands on them
    now they're mostly lame
    thanks Chux Turbo LBC Bobafrett Mtriv73 Rjarvis JF96 JT JMG FB Rogue2 Tycho Slicker Deoxy Caesar JontheJedi JJReason Brandon Solo JMS UK for great deals.
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