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  1. #241
    Quote Originally Posted by JEDIpartner View Post
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AL!!! Eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer!
    :mushroom cloud:
    ¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!

  2. #242
    Hey! It ain't Christmas yet, TI! No mushroom clouds yet!

    (And, the way I heard it, Christmas might be cancelled. Santa's either doing hard time in a federal prison for his infamous crime, or he's dead because an FBI agent put a bullet in his head. It depends on which version you believe.)
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  3. #243
    Quote Originally Posted by Bel-Cam Jos View Post
    I listened to Poodle Hat the other day, and while it's not my favorite song of his (in fact, it's my least favorite of his "extended length" songs like "Albuquerque" or "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" ), I've had "Genius in France" stuck in my head. Appropriately for the words, I feel REALLY DUMB that I never truly got the lyric:

    ... I couldn't pour water from a boot
    With instructions on the heel..."

    I just figured it was another example of extreme stupidity, until I thought about it: the water'd just spill out on its own. I never comprehended the gravity of that situation until then. Too much water on the brain, I suppose.
    That is Al's genius writing.
    No matter how I die, even if there is a suicide note; it was murder. Cheers!
    MWHAHAHAHA!

  4. #244

    Talking

    Speaking of "extreme stupidity"... let's celebrate the lyrics to "Dare to be Stupid" today!!!



    Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
    It's time for us to join in the fight
    It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
    It's time to let the bedbugs bite

    You better put all your eggs in one basket
    You better count your chickens before they hatch
    You better sell some wine before its time
    You better find yourself an itch to scratch

    You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Whipple's not around
    Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

    Talk with your mouth full
    Bite the hand that feeds you
    Bite off more than you chew
    What can you do
    Dare to be stupid

    Take some wooden nickles
    Look for Mr. Goodbar
    Get your mojo working now
    I'll show you how
    You can dare to be stupid

    You can turn the other cheek
    You can just give up the ship
    You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

    Dare to be stupid
    Come on and dare to be stupid
    It's so easy to do
    Dare to be stupid
    We're all waiting for you
    Let's go

    It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
    So can I have a volunteer
    There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
    Now it's time for crying in your beer

    Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
    Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
    And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
    It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

    It's like spitting on a fish
    It's like barking up a tree
    It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

    Dare to be stupid (yes)
    Why don't you dare to be stupid
    It's so easy to do
    Dare to be stupid
    We're all waiting for you
    Dare to be stupid

    Burn your candle at both ends
    Look a gift horse in the mouth
    Mashed potatoes can be your friends

    You can be a coffee achiever
    You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
    The future's up to you
    So what you gonna do

    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    What did I say!
    Dare to be stupid
    Tell me, what did I say?
    Dare to be stupid
    It's alright
    Dare to be stupid
    We can be stupid all night
    Dare to be stupid
    Come on, join the crowd
    Dare to be stupid
    Shout it out loud
    Dare to be stupid
    I can't hear you
    Dare to be stupid
    OK, I can hear you now
    Dare to be stupid
    Let's go, Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    Dare to be stupid
    OK... I BLOG. YOU READ. at http://jedipartner1967.livejournal.com
    **Steven Sterlekar (1969-2001)**

  5. #245
    Ive been watching the Craigslist video over and over I LOVE IT!!!!
    No matter how I die, even if there is a suicide note; it was murder. Cheers!
    MWHAHAHAHA!

  6. #246
    I couldn't find the new Essential WAY c.d. in any stores locally, so I used this thing called Nile, or Danube, or Missouri on the web. Ever heard of it? It came in the mail today, but I have yet to listen to it. From the back cover playlist, there doesn't really seem to be much "new," but it's like an MP3 playlist of the "best" songs, I suppose (see previous posts here, to discuss which should've been replaced with "better best" ones).
    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

  7. #247
    His new CD is supposed to come out "sometime this year," according to his website. I wonder: will his polka song be Beatles hits or Michael Jackson songs? Discuss...
    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

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  9. #249
    i would take some jackson.
    One way to out think people is to make them think you think they'll think what you are not really trying to get them to think what you think.

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