Top Ten Pick Up Lines:
10. Hey baby. You're even better looking than my girlfriend.
9. I've got the moves and you've got the looks. You wanna get togeather?
8. Hello. Will you marry me?
7. I have a big car.
6. I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
5. My roommate kicked me out for tonight. Can I come home with you?
4. Mentos?
3. Tic Tac?
2. Yes. that is a roll of quarters.
1. This is your first, last, and only chance to be with me.
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Hey Master Jedi you forgot one:
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you."
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TOP TEN CHAT UP LINES THAT WILL NEVER WORK...
10. Do you smell fish...?
9. My mom's waiting outside. Wanna ride?
8. No, I'm not staring at your breasts, my glass eye is stuck....
7. Great wig...!
6. That's not a twiglet. you're eating my dental retainer.....
5. Come back to my place. I'll show you all the photos I have of you......
4. So - you like amputees?
3. Don't worry about the smell. Once you're married to me you'll get used to it.....
2. Klaatu Nikto Barada......
1. You like to watch? I like to watch. You got a friend....?
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Top ten threads sure to get banned by Jedi Tricks and SirSteve because we aren't "dicussing" Star Wars enough...
10. GONK Redux
9. The further further adventures of Sly Wiley
8. I don't even collect the card...(oh wait. that one already fell to the axe. never mind)
7. S: The Final ressurection
6. TOP TEN ...Whatever... (yeah this very thread...)
Okay...so that's only five, but mark my words... Their days are numbered. that being said, I will round out this top ten list with my top five favorite Star Wars film titles. (In no particular order
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5. Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
4. Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones
3. Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
2. Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
1. Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi
(HA HA! SEE?? I "discussed" Star Wars!! Try deleting it now!)Who's a sexy kitty? Who is? Yes, you are. You're a SEXY kitty...
PHONE BOOK Written by Bendis. Art by Jim Lee. Total copies sold: 15 billion.
"Comic Collecting. Miss a decade, miss a lot."
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Don't tempt me EP, don't tempt me. Actually, I had no intention of deleting or closing this thread, it's in the MISC section, it's doing what it's basic idea is (except for a few posters who are just wasting time, like saying they're the coolest 10 times over or eroniously claiming that a letter of the alphabet is somehow banned from this site), so as long as we get some more top 10 lists that aren't just post-padding nonsense, I don't see why this one would be under the gun.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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Top Ten sage pieces of advice Obi Wan handed out
10. The jundland wastes are not to be travelled lightly.
9. Don't give into hate. That way leads to the dark side.
8. We must be cautious.
9. You will go to the Dagobah system.
7. Who is more foolish, the fool? or the fool who follows him?
6. Some of the best star pilots can be found here.
5. Watch your step. This place can be a little dangerous.
4. You must come with me to Alderaan.
3. Your destiny lies along a different path than mine.
2. Run Luke Run!
1. Use the force Luke!
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Good list, Rollo T! SW topical, somewhat funny, well-compiled. So I won't really follow your pattern.
TOP TEN SONGS WHERE THE TITLE ISN'T SUNG THAT WAY IN THE SONG:
10.Lithium - Nirvana
9. Axel F - Harold Faltermeyer
8. Glorified G - Pearl Jam
7. Mudshovel - Staind
6. Basket Cse - Green day
5. Peter Gunn - Art of Noise
4. Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand - Primative Radio Gods
3. The Saga Begins - Weird Al Yankovic
2. Tom's Diner - Suzanne Vega
1. Duel of the Fates -
"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
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Top Ten non-Star Wars movies:
10. Conan: The Barbarian
9. Bladerunner
8. Braveheart
7. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
6. Pink Floyd: The Wall
5. The Lion in Winter
4. Gladiator
3. Monty Python and The Search for the Holy Grail
2. Akira
1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Top 2 post padders:
2. GNT
1. bigbarada
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TOP TEN TV SHOWS WITH NUMBERS IN THEM:
10. Just the Ten of Us
9. Beverly Hills, 90201
8. Eight is Enough
7. 7th Heaven
6. Route 66
5. Hawaii 5-O
4. 227 (couldn't come up with a '4' one)
3. thirtysomething
2. My Two Dads
1. One Life To Live"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
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