I was in Toys R Us today. My theory seemed somewhat supported:
Leia Barbie Disguise w. Piece of Black Cardboard
Mace Windu "These hemorroids hurt"
Zam Wessel "this big - and with Accederin written all over it"
Super Battle Droid "my appendages are not moving...malfunction.."
Anakin "can't take Exlax if you lose your hand"
Padme "I am the Borg"
Imperial Officer "Elvis Presley disguise"
Geonosian Warrior (1 left, and bet you it sells fast!)
Luke Skywalker "don't I resemble something you've already bought?"
Bikerscout "I am cool and I know it!"
Ewoks "is anybody hungry for a twinkie with a teddybear? - the best offer"