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    The New Insult Thread!

    You are so dumb you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!
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    Your so dumb you put a screen door on a submarine!
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    You're so dumb that when you get locked in a supermarket overnight, you died of starvation!
    "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.

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    You're so dumb.....when you asked someone what kind of jeans they were wearing, they said "Guess", and you said "Levis".
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    You're so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
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    Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
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    Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

    Treat your stepmother with respect Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the streets!!

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    Yo mama is so fat she irons her pants in the driveway.
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    "more bad news, your mom called... she said that IS the face you were born with."

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    Here are some 'gems' from an earlier "yo momma" thread...


    Your momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute-rice

    Your momma's so stupid, she mails food stamps

    Your momma's so old that she remembers when rainbows were in black & white

    Your momma's so ugly, circus freaks pay to look at HER

    Your momma's so old that when she was in school, her history textbook was just a pamphlet

    Your momma's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car

    Your momma's so fat, she has 3 moons circling her in an eliptical orbit

    Your momma's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor said "no refunds"

    Your momma's so fat, it takes her 2 stops to get on the bus

    Your momma's so ugly, they paid her NOT to be in a porno

    Your maternal unit is so obese that when she visits the end of your land-mass, she is the only person there to receive enough solar radiation to cause inflammation, discoloration, and/or blistering of her outer epidermal layers.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks she is backing up.

    yo mamas lips are so big she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller

    yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry

    yo mama is so dirty, she went in the ocean and left a ring around the world.

    yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck

    yo mama is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.

    yo mama is such an alcoholic, in High School she took old english in room 800.

    I would of been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs.

    yo mama is so fat she was the May June and July centerfold in playboy
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    #24 - Gone but not forgotten

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