"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."
For 24 years it has been re-boxed.
"You re-packaged that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
"Yeah well this baby's still got a few surprises left in her, Sweetheart!"
"This bucket of bolts will never suffice it for the modern line!"
"Watch your mouth, or you'll find yourself empty handed at Wal*Mart and driving home alone!"
So is it "a piece of junk?" Or is it time for the Millennium Falcon to get an update?
"It's going to cost you - all in advance."
Be mindful of economics - a real living force. But vote now!
How do you want to see the Millennium Falcon retooled for the 21st Century?