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    Do You Pick Your Nose?

    My name is Josh, and I pick my nose.

    Do you pick your nose?

    Where do you do it? Do you drive your car and think that people can't see you picking your nose?

    Do you see other people picking their nose in their cars, thinking no one is watching them?

    I saw this pretty hot chick driving by in a red BMW, and she was picking her nose!

    Do you pick your nose at restaurants? That's disgusting, isn't it?

    It's a relief to find the bathroom when you're out in public, so you can duck into a stall and pick your nose.

    Have you ever seen some guy standing in the bathroom, face up to the mirror, head tilted back, picking his nose and trying to watch what he's doing? In Las Vegas, I saw this. The guy was cutting his nose hair in a casino bathroom, actually.

    What do you do with your buggars? The juicy ones gotta be wiped somewhere, but the dry ones can be flicked so they land on whoever's in the bathroom stall next to you. Buggars are so light, people hardly notice them falling on them.

    You ever get nose bleeds? It's ridiculous if you're out to eat at a restaurant and you leave the table for the bathroom, take a quick pick, and open an oil well! Then you either stay in the bathroom for 10 minutes until the gusher stops, or you come back with a wad of toilet paper sticking out of your nose. Everyone knows what you just did, because you didn't have a nosebleed before you went into the bathroom!

    You could always say you got into a fight with the towel attendant.

    But what do you guys think about all this?
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    Yes I pick my nose and am proud of it. I dont care who sees me because they do it too weather they care to admit or not.

    My favorite story about it is I was in Wal-Mart about 2 years ago. There was a lady in front of me who had things packed to the ceiling at the checkout counter. I pulled the black bar to seperate hers and my items and her stuff moved and got knocked over. I helped her pick it upand apologized to her. She gave me this mean scowel. I mean if looks could kill, I wouldn't be typing this. So I proceeded to stand behind her as her stuff got rung up. I started picking my nose and flicking it on her back. He got a couple of juicy stringy ones with the hard crusted end stuck to her. I didnt care. My wife was laughing in disbelief as I kept flicking boogers on her. Who knows, when she got home she might of eaten them.

    But yes I pick my nose.
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    Tycho, Tycho, Tycho. . . You're a sick man. You know it's the fumes from all the mouse droids you sniff that cause that booger buildup!!

    When I was younger, my family moved into a nice big (fixer-upper) house that had previously been owned by an elderly couple. The man had died of complications resulting from Alzheimer's, and we always thought the woman went pretty crazy after that. We know she lived there about two years after moving out and seldom if ever cleaned up after her dog. Anyway, my point is that we were cleaning crusted boogers out of every imaginable crevice in that house, and some unimaginable. (I theorized at one point that she stood on a spinning record player so as to get the maximum propulsion for her boogies.)

    I am guilty of picking my nose occasionally, but I go in the bathroom to do it. I then occasionally offer them as gifts to the guy in the next stall.

    I'd like to close with the immortal words of Weird Al:
    Quote Originally Posted by Weird Al
    Gotta boogie!
    Gotta boogie!
    [He's gotta boogie!]
    I gotta boogie!
    [Gotta boogie!]
    Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't get it off!
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    Yeah... but only if I have a kleenex handy!

    The REAL question is: "Do you pick your nose and eat the boogers?"
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    Yes I do too, I think most everyone does because face it, blowing your nose JUST doesn't do the trick all the time!

    But I only do it in the bathroom or in my house where there are kleenex tissures around. I have done it in my car, but I definitely look around and make sure there's no one in close proximity to see me and then I put my hand out the window like I'm getting air and let them casually fly awayyyyyyy LOL

    edit: the shower is also a good place to do this, you can just wash your hands and the boogies go right down the drain
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    I do, and have forever. I don't eat the goblins though, they must be flicked - or rolled around until the sticky parts lose their tack, then flicked. My daughter is an alarm these days: "DADDY DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!! DADDY!!!!!!!! DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!! DADDY'S PICKING HIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    I'm a booger eatin' salty...with a hint of dirt..the way the stick to your teeth like a gummy bear....sometimes..I'll just inhale real deep so the slid back into my throat, then I hawwwwkkk 'em up and munch 'em.

    I'm glad someone brought this up..I feel liberated....I've come out of the booger eatin' closet and I feel so FREE!!
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    Um, I think I'm going to be sick..............I'm taking the fifth on this subject.

    I did have a girlfriend who picked my nose once, and she said you do that if you love a person. Well, I did love her, but I was never going to pick her nose. Besides her nostrils were small and I have man fingers that would have torn her nose off, besides the fact that I thought it was not something you do.

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose......unless you are dating my ex-girlfriend!
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    1st off.. Im cryin here.. this is the funnest post since.. well .. its pretty darn funny.

    so I share with you all..The Picker at Graduation.

    My nephew is graduating from HS. my sister, mother, other nephew are all already there sitting. My son and I find a few seats below them. We sit to watch the show. I turn around to try to get my mothers attention, and I see this woman sitting next to her. diggin for gold. Ok. funny yes, but I was not surprised. See, my mother and sister at the time worked down the road from the high school at a state facility for midly and mostly retarded people. So yes, amused I was, but I thought the explaination was one of them brought a patient with them. no biggie. I turned to listen for more names. When I turned back to try to get my families attention again, she again was still diggin.. but this time she got me. I watched as she un-jammed her finger from her nose and sucked that sucker dry.. I was mortified. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW.. shes sitting right next to my mom. I thought to myself, What on earth was my mom thinking bringing this woman to the graduation?? Well, 45 minutes of this past, listening for my nephews name to be called while watching this woman chow one after another.. it was... gross.. but yet a great show of disgrusting porportions.. so. after the show, after my nephew walked accross and grabbed his diploma.. we all started the trek back to the parking lot, and I could not wait to find out who this woman was.. I found my mother and sister a few minutes later, but to my dismay the booger eating woman was not to be found. I asked "MOM! Where'd your patient go??" in which she replied.. What in sam hell are you talking about? I came alone and met up with your sister...

    with that. I was throughly disgusted, and told them the events.

    so then all the booger pickers know what the famous finger flick/roll out the window is then? cool.

    roofer hankey in the shower, dont have to pick my nose for the entire day!

    one other thing.. an irk if you will.. public bathroom ettiquette. In the workplace, Ive noticed on more than one occasion, standing in front of the urnial I always seem to see someone has somehow wiped thier nose on.. well.. the wall. as most guys can atest too.. there isnt much to look at while standing there. SO WHY DO I HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT!! if I were to ever catch someone blowing their nose on the wall.. I'd seriously rub their nose back in it.

    grrrreat post Tycho

    Great.. now I feel one.. brb.
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