My name is Josh, and I pick my nose.
Do you pick your nose?
Where do you do it? Do you drive your car and think that people can't see you picking your nose?
Do you see other people picking their nose in their cars, thinking no one is watching them?
I saw this pretty hot chick driving by in a red BMW, and she was picking her nose!
Do you pick your nose at restaurants? That's disgusting, isn't it?
It's a relief to find the bathroom when you're out in public, so you can duck into a stall and pick your nose.
Have you ever seen some guy standing in the bathroom, face up to the mirror, head tilted back, picking his nose and trying to watch what he's doing? In Las Vegas, I saw this. The guy was cutting his nose hair in a casino bathroom, actually.
What do you do with your buggars? The juicy ones gotta be wiped somewhere, but the dry ones can be flicked so they land on whoever's in the bathroom stall next to you. Buggars are so light, people hardly notice them falling on them.
You ever get nose bleeds? It's ridiculous if you're out to eat at a restaurant and you leave the table for the bathroom, take a quick pick, and open an oil well! Then you either stay in the bathroom for 10 minutes until the gusher stops, or you come back with a wad of toilet paper sticking out of your nose. Everyone knows what you just did, because you didn't have a nosebleed before you went into the bathroom!
You could always say you got into a fight with the towel attendant.
But what do you guys think about all this?