Man Uses Cosmetic Surgery to Turn Himself Into A CAT!

[Tycho]

This takes The Cat in the Hat to a whole new level:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Catman.html


Some people really need to clean out their litter box.

Go ahead and read what this guy had done to himself. Whiskers implanted, dental work to make fangs. He spent thousands upon thousands of dollars for what? Will he receive his pension in a zoo?

Does Michael Jackson know about this guy? I bet "The Thriller" would be jealous!

[Beast]

Good for him. As long as he's happy with the results, then I applaud him for being unique. It was his money and his choice, and it's a better use of plastic surgery then breast implants or any of the other body modifications that get done in the name of beauty. The fact that he's looking for someone to actually graft pelts on to him may be a bit much though.

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

[Exhaust Port]

And he still looks more normal than Micheal Jackson.

[Beast]

And he still looks more normal than Micheal Jackson.

Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees look more normal than Wacko Jacko.

MTFBWY and HH!!

Jar Jar Binks

[I am Jabba the Hutt]

I can't believe this guy was a former Marine! Maybe the Leatherneck drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket should pay him a visit.

"What is your major malfunction numb-nuts?!"

[bobafrett]

Funny, I was thinking I would have my armor permanently attached to my skin!

[stillakid]

I saw this guy last year at the San Diego Zoo. He appeared to just be hanging out. I figured he was in makeup or something.

I say, whatever. If this is how he gets his jolly's, then he can knock himself out. But looking like a cat doesn't mean he'll wind up with another pu55y to pet.

[Jargo]

Pah, that is soooooo last years news. blah blah blah cat dude, very nice. yadda yadda mothman rhubarb rhubarb Jersey devil, phalurrrp ganurf *yawn* waffle waffle elephant man.

So there you have it.

[I am Jabba the Hutt]

Pah, that is soooooo last years news. blah blah blah cat dude, very nice. yadda yadda mothman rhubarb rhubarb Jersey devil, phalurrrp ganurf *yawn* waffle waffle elephant man.

So there you have it.

Jargo.. your posts are never dull.

You bought Emperor Throne Room Duel yet? Your post/rant about that figure was a true Jargo classic!

[Jargo]

Nope, never did. Can't imagine why not. :happy: I love the reactions to my posts though. People rise up in a tide against my aversion to certain toys and then three months down the line gues what, my words are regurgitated in tenfold posts regarding said toy. Imitation is the sincerest form of imitation though.

Now, this here cat man. He was featured in one of our UK magazines over a year ago after appearing on a tv show about body art and cosmetic surgery etc. It must have been not long after one of his bouts of surgery because his eyes were all bloated and they looked like they were either recovering from a little nip and tuck or some more tattooing.
I can't remember for the life of me what his whiskers are made of but a little bell is ringing that says they're metal of some sort. I could be wrong about that though.
Personally i think one of the weirdest surgeries is the other ones featured on odd pics of the people who have themselves transformed into Barbie and Ken lookalikes.
The guy pictured doesn't look like he can move his face muscles without cracking something.
Oh and then there was the guy who was Liberace's 'companion' who Liberace had go under the surgeons knife to make the guy look like himself. I mean, I don't care how rich someone is I just wouldn't want to look like someone simply to get money. And I certainly wouldn't have surgery that involved slapping huge chunks of builders material into my face.
Now personally I wouldn't mind a nose job to straighten my hooter after it got broken and bent when I was a kid. I'd consider having moles and freckles removed but only those that looked like they might be problematic like the one on the base of my spine that has an aura which is a telltale sign of melanoma or something bad like that. Not just for the sake of attaining unblemished skin. If you have freckles and moles then you're prone to them or you sat in the sun too long. You could spend your life having repeat treatments for freckle removal and it wouldn't stem them.
I reckon that people who have so much money to waste on ugly surgery and surgery that actually leaves them less able to communicate effectively because their mouths are too tightly sewn up or they have sixteen extra teeth implanted or they have weird implants like cat man, should have their funds 'liberated' and used for more worthy ventures. Like African AIDS charities, or social care for the mentally ill. Disaster relief funds. all that sort of gubbins.
These people who go out and mutilate themselves to such a degree that they become unrecognisable as actual human beings need taking into care and get treatment for the mental problems they obviously have, poor self esteem, being a fantasist, detached from reality, self harming, unwise investment, and any other thing that can be thought of that fits.
It isn't right and while on the one hand it might be fun to say "good on him, he's doing what he wants and believes in." The very fact that he's ex military should ring a warning bell, the fact that he believes his dream told him to do this to himself should make people question why he believes so strongly in a dream that anyone could have had any night of their life. What was it in his mind that flicked the trip switch and fused his junction box leaving him cut off from reality? There's got to be some bad doodoo in his mind that he's suppressing and refocusing into his self mutilating habits.

See, if a guy in the UK did this he's be locked away for his own safety and given treatment for free, trained specialists would work with him for however long it took. But over there people like this are free range, wandering around like a mobils freak show and then when bad things happen everyone looks aghast and says " but he was such a nice quiet guy, kept himself to himself...." Yeah, the silence is the warning sign, the quiet ones are the ticking bombs.
I'm not saying cat man is a psycho at all. I'm just saying that there's something wrong with society to celebrate this freakery in the first place. Instead of looking after people who are quite literally barking mad society just giggles at them like pre-schoolers and turns its back on those who need care and help.
Cat man can't be happy because he isn't a cat. His little demons are telling him to be like the big cats but he can't because he has the wrong physiology. He could pay for his bones to be reset into some approximation of a cat like shape, but frankly any surgeon who would do that to a human deserves life incarceration at penitentiary. Cat man is seriously unhappy because he isn't a cat. But if he does decide to really act like a big cat and take to hunting and killing his food people will scream murder and call for him to face the death penalty when in actual fact had people actually taken the guy into specialist care early enough he would never have got so ill that he thought he could be a cat.
Society sucks. The military sucks. All I know is that somehow Cat man is a victim here. But who the hell can the finger of blame be pointed at? I get the feeling that it's a cumulative thing, blame being laid at the feet of everyone this guy has come into contact with. Not least the surgeons.