Favorite Simpsons quotes

[Bel-Cam Jos]

(Hey, where'd the "list" icon go?)
We've done just about every type of "favorite quote from..." list, but I hadn't noticed one for quite possibly the most notorious quote producing TV show of all! How about this as a format

TOP 10 SIMPSONS QUOTES

(My list will be forthcoming)

and

TOP SIMPSONS QUOTES BY CHARACTER

Homer: "The Internet? Is that thing still around?"
Bart: "I'll keep my crappy sponges, thank you very much."
Marge: "Homer, did you tell vicious mobsters to eliminate my competition by savage beatings?"
Lisa: "If anybody needs me, I'll be in my room."
Millhouse (he signs this on Bart's leg cast): "Millpool."
Maggie (spoken about her, since she rarely speaks for herself): "No, Maggie. Lemur. Lemur."
Mrs. Crabbappel: "No. Stop. Think of the children."
Rev. Lovejoy: "Constancy. Sweet, sweet constancy."
Jasper: "Who shot who in the what now?"
Hans Moleman: "I was saying 'Boo-urns'."
Sideshow Bob: "But I saved, the children's lives!"
Ned Flanders (spoken by Homer about him): "Past instances where I claimed to like you were fraudulent."
Krusty: "I deserved that."
Dr. Hibbert: "Anything else I would give you is just a placebo."

And lots more!

[Exhaust Port]

Bart: "What religion are you?"
Homer: "What's that one with all those well meaning rules that don't work out in real life? Oh yeah, Christianity."

R. Wolfcastle/McBain: "The goggles....they do nothing!"

Lisa: "Have fun at the Bob Sagget concert."
Chief Wiggum: "No, it's Bob Segar!" <looking at tickets> "Aw, crap."

Homer: "I'm not a religious man but if you can hear me up there, SAVE US SUPERMAN!"

Ralph: "Hello SuperNintendo Chalmers."

Homer: "This is Ned Flanders....my Friend!"
Lenny: "What did he say?"
Carl: "I dunno, something about being g.ay."

Lurleen: "Homer, you're as sweet as a bag of sugar."
Homer: "Thanks.......you did say sugar, right?

Burns: "Use the open face club! The sand wedge!"
Homer: "Mmmmm....open face club sandwich.......<drool>"

Duffman: "Duffman....can't breath....OH YEAH!"

Bart: "For once dad's butt PREVENTED the release of toxic gas."

[JON9000]

"Me fail English? But that's unpossible!"

[Lowly Bantha Cleaner]

(I apoligize if the wording for the quotes are a little off)

Lisa: Dad, I'm pretty sure Bart's a vampire!
Homer: Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to (hesitates) that place (hesitates agains) where our beds and t.v. (hesitates once more) is.

Homer: (reminiscing about a childhood soap-box racer incident) And we never drank again (puts beer to mouth and sips).

Ralph: And the doctor said I wouldn't get anymore nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

Chief Wiggum: I think Sideshow Bob should be kept in jail, because he insulted me. He called me Chief Piggum.
(Courtroom audience erupts in laughter)
Wiggum: All yeah, ha-ha, I get it now.

Monty Burns: (after putting Homer's brain on his head). Hey, look at me I'm Davy Crockett.

(While brainstorming potential enemies during a period when Bart's life was being threatened).

Lisa: (on the telephone) All right Moe, we know it was you. So you better quit or will squawk to the cops.
Moe: (defensively) All right, all right. I'll take care of it. (hangs up phone, runs to back room).
All right, the gig is up. We gotta get 'em out of here. (opens crates containing Giant Pandas.) Shoo-shoo, get out here!

Groundskeeper Willie: (whimpering) I didn't cry when they hung me father for stealing a pig, but I'd cry now.

Flanders Satan: (materializes in Simpson's kitchen, looks over to Bart) Hey Bart.
Bart: Hey.

Pepe: I love you Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you too Pepsi.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Here's my list, as of right now. Simpsons quotes' rankings may change without notice.

1. Many: “Eh, what’re you gonna do?”
2. Many: “So long, suckers!”
3. Homer: “You tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. Heh, heh! Right in the butt!”
4. Lisa: “No, Maggie. Lemur. Lemur.”
5. Homer: “D it up, Marge! I’m goin’ to the hole!”
6. Hans Moleman: “Oh, my brains.”
7. Retirement Home Resident: “I want some taquitos.”
8. Homer: “Pinchy would’ve wanted it this way.”
9. Future Ralph: “Smell you later, Bart. Smell you later forever.”
10. Millhouse: “Look! It's Bart! And he’s doin' stuff!”

[Vortex]

Grounds keeper Wily: "More fun that a greased up Scot!"

Speak and Spell (typed by mojo the monkey): "Pray for Mojo"

Wily again: "Go Aberdeen!"

Moe to Homer's Mom: "When you left Homer all those year ago you left a hole in his heart which he's used alcohol to fill...god bless you."

[Darth Jax]

amazed this one hasn't been mentioned yet (it is after all a SW site)

ralph - i bent my wookie

[Jedi_Master_Guyute]

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around town; making sure it's SPEED didn't drop below 50 mph; and if it's SPEED dropped, the bus would blow up. I think it was called, 'the bus that couldn't slow down'"
-homer J. simpson

"Team Discovery channel!"
-Martin Prince

"I'm not a nerd bart; nerds are smart!"
-Milhouse

that's all for now.

[jjreason]

Krusty, doing the talkshow, with a huge eagle clawing into his head:

Zookeeper: "It must be defending it's eggs!"

KTK: "I only ate one!!!!!"

[Exhaust Port]

Homer: "This can't be a science convention, it's full of nerds."

Man: "Max Power? That's a great name."
Homer (ie Max Power): "Thanks, I thought of it while using my hair drier."

Homer: "When Marge went to the Police Academy I thought it would be funny like that movie Space Balls. But it turned out to be sick and disturbing like that movie Police Academy."