Quote Originally Posted by Tycho View Post
Yes, I think Transformers needs to have more modern writing:

SideSwipe should have a drinking problem.

Arcee should be divorcing Springer and hiring a lawyer to take him through the carwash.

Because The Ark crashed, Optimus Prime should be put on probation and have his starship license suspended.

The Junkions should quit analog and become Born-Again-HD-Satellite-Followers.

Megatron should fess up and admit he doesn't really care about Universal Domination but all he's really been after is a controlling monopoly over the Energon Processing business.
That made me chuckle.