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    The Wal-Mart Song

    I've written a new theme song for my local Wal-Mart, which I'm sure everyone will be able to relate to. Can you tell I'm bored at work today?

    I Still Haven’t Found The Figures I’m Looking For
    (With apologies to U2)

    I have shopped a thousand Wal-Marts;
    I have run down the aisles,
    Searching for something new.
    I’m desperate for something new.

    No need to run,
    No need to crawl.
    I’m familiar with these dusty peg walls,
    These same old peg walls,
    Filled with NOTHING new…

    And I still haven’t found the figures I’m looking for…
    Just the same old junk that I’ve seen before…

    I’m so sick of the Cantina Sets,
    The 10 Zam Wessells, the Jango Fetts;
    I’d like to set them on fire!
    That’s my burning desire!

    I have spoke with the redneck manager,
    About the dealer that I think is the devil.
    I said it’s not right,
    But he looks at me stoned…

    And I still haven’t found the figures I’m looking for…
    Just Hot Wheels and Bey Blades scattered on the floor...

    I believe Hasbro’s dumb,
    Cause with all these new figures, I haven’t found one;
    Someone give me a gun!
    They better start runnin’!

    Time to break the bank and
    Loose the chains.
    Looks like I have to shop,
    On ebay…
    Oh, my shame!
    I have to pay for shipping….

    But I still haven’t found the figures I’m looking for…
    And I can’t look at Djas Puhr any more…
    Hey chubby dealer, wait up, hold that door….
    Cause I still haven’t found the figures I’m looking for….
    Last edited by angellus; 04-07-2004 at 04:37 PM.
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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    LMAO......awesome.
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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    I think you've just given Bono a run for his money Angellus. One heckuva song, and the unfortunate part is that most of us collectors know those words are all too familiar to us.
    "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see, the future is. But this I am sure of - do their duty the Jedi will." --Yoda from Attack of the Clones.

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    I just want to say that is the FUNNIEST song parody I've heard (read) in a while. Can I post it on my site?
    “Denial is in the eyes of the person you’re arguing with.” - Me

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    Quote Originally Posted by Card Dreamer
    Can I post it on my site?
    Sure! Go right ahead!
    "This is bad. [I]Episode I[/I] bad!"
    - Andrew the Geek, [I]Buffy the Vampire Slayer[/I]

    "Saying the Yankees have a rivalry with the Red Sox is like saying the hammer has a rivalry with the nail."

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    That is an awesome song, well done.
    One way to out think people is to make them think you think they'll think what you are not really trying to get them to think what you think.

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    Great song! I love songs based on current events! So true.
    "Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett. The ship you seek is nearby." -Boba Fett

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    That was GREAT!!!!!!!

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    Re: The Wal-Mart Song

    Been working at Wal-Mart one month now, and only saw one new shipment of two cases of figures. I must say it's Sad, but true!
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