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  1. #71
    That's just mean, JT.

    Next thing, you'll be telling me no one remembers Newton Crosby, PhDork.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  2. #72
    Well, it's possible that a time traveler from the future went back in time and erased all mentions of Steve Guttenberg from time itself to save the galaxy from annihilation.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  3. #73
    He should've erased Short Circuit 2 instead.

    God, that movie sucks right up there with Highlander 2.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  4. #74
    [FONT=Arial Black]"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERF***ER!!!!!"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Impact]Awesome Traders: JON9000, darkagent[/FONT]

  5. #75
    Those commercials made me never go to Quiznos. Well, that and the fact that their subs suck.

    I saw one last night, two guys arguing over whether the raisins or the crunch are the most important part of Raisin Bran Crunch. They ask a third guy, and he says the best part is the "ello" in the middle of "Kellogg's," sort of like an English greeting. It was so unexpected, I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  6. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by El Chuxter View Post
    He should've erased Short Circuit 2 instead.

    God, that movie sucks right up there with Highlander 2.
    No way, Short Circuit 2 is 10 times worse than Highlander 2! Highlander 2 may be a qualified disaster and mess, but there are some interesting ideas buried deep in the bad editing and crap budget. There is nothing redeeming about the sickeningly kid-friendly Short Circuit 2, even the main stars wouldn't be in the film and it's not like Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy had the world banging down their doors by '88, and neutering Johnny 5's laser with a goofy swiss-army-knife-like toolbox was just awful. Worse still, Johnny 5's sweet naivete in this movie overshadows his earlier, playful, slightly-naughty aspects where he wasn't quite as childlike as he seemed. And it's all so sickly sweet and hokey and convoluted. MAN do I hate that film!

    That above rant reads like performance art.

    Quote Originally Posted by General_Grievous View Post
    I always thought the Spongemonkeys were surprisingly funny in those commercials, and me and my sister still occasionally spout "we got a pepper bar"
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  7. #77
    This may be the most sexually subliminal commercial ever.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=D9KMA7i38Q8

    The commercial itself is completely G-rated, but if you think about it....let's just say that if I explained it here, it'd be my last post.
    [FONT=Arial Black]"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERF***ER!!!!!"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Impact]Awesome Traders: JON9000, darkagent[/FONT]

  8. #78
    This is the first commercial that has made me laugh in a very long time.

    "He'll never see his family again. I guess that's pretty awesome."
    [FONT=Book Antiqua]He passes to Moses - He shoots, he scores![/FONT]
    Mummy of the raincoat is a gigantic trollop.
    DOMINATE!


  9. #79
    I'm not usually down with that series, but holy crap that was freakin' sweet!
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  10. #80
    That was actually depressing until he touched the desk. I was in stitches!
    [FONT=Arial Black]"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERF***ER!!!!!"[/FONT]
    [FONT=Impact]Awesome Traders: JON9000, darkagent[/FONT]

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