The stupid comments by YouTube users questioning the science of the commercial are even funnier, and the commercial itself is frigging great!

In that case, how the hell was he even born?

It is only logical that he caught this disease (by eating some bad skittles) after being born and impregnating his wife.
One question: If he cant hold his new born baby boy because he'll turn him to skittles, then how the hell did he get his wife pregnant without touching her? I think some one is being unfaithful...
wouldn't you expect him to be kinda smelly, or nude or something, 'cause if everything he touches turns to skittles, then he wouldn't be able to clean himself, or get dressed