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    50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Have any of you rread this article? Friggin' hilarious. A nice dis of every song plus the worst moment! Here's a sample from number 46- Hangin Tough by the New Kids:

    "It sucked the Swing out of New Jack, bleached the Blues out of Rhythm &, and featured white boys calling themselves “funky” despite some very unfunky denim vests. This Boston quintet triggered a hormonal rush among 13-year-old girls and intense confusion among their boyfriends, and paved the way for megaselling boy bands who ran low on talent and high on dumb hats. This 1988 hit was all crossed arms and scowls, but the tuff-guy routine didn’t gel: These nancy boys make the Sharks and Jets look like G-Unit.

    Worst Moment The boys warn: “Don’t cross our path or you’re gonna get stomped!” Scary!"
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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Saw an article abuot this today on line. Worst moment was Starship's "We Built This City."
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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Great list, except for The Doors "The End" being on there.
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    Anotherl ist that is completely wrong IMO.
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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Quote Originally Posted by kidhuman
    Anotherl ist that is completely wrong IMO.
    except for that starship song at number one - that really is rank. isn't there a quote accompanying their number one status about it just shows how low a group will go for the almighty dollar?
    come one, come all/chalk your eyes/blood for gall/this isnít the same world/your children are offerings/bow down/give thanks for their scant sufferings/chalk your eyes/the bigger the god so small the man/just this wooden horse remains

    is this what you fought for?/green order/green order

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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    I was surprised not see the Macarena on there.
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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    I'd check it out, but, well, Maxim was always only good for the pictures. Unlike Playboy, where you can be moving the stack you had as a teenager and shout, "Omigod, this has an original short story by Gabriel Garcia Marquez! And nice pictures!"

    Given that Blender is a spinoff from Maxim, I was wary of it. My suspicions were confirmed a week ago when I read a review of the House of Pain greatest hits package and saw the sentence, "Everlast's rhymes still suck." WTF?
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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Everlast does suck.

    I enjoyed the list compiled by Blender with a few exceptions (particularly The Doors and Lionel Ritchie) but to see Fred Durst on there at number 4 with that goofy "Rollin" was satisfying.

    Achy Breaky Heart was number 2 but I still think it's much worse than Starship's POS We Built this City.

    Billy Ray (Mullet) Cyrus, now there's a WTF moment !

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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Oh, come on now! How can you not like

    Quote Originally Posted by House of Pain
    I'm the cream of the crop
    I rise to the top
    I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
    Or better yet a Terminator
    Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega
    But I ain't going out like no punk b****
    Get used to one style, yo, and I might switch
    You've got to like that even if only in a "that's cheesy, but catchy" way.

    Though his first solo album is one of the worst albums of all time, no question.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Re: 50 Worst Article in BLENDER

    Quote Originally Posted by El Chuxter
    I'd check it out, but, well, Maxim was always only good for the pictures. Unlike Playboy, where you can be moving the stack you had as a teenager and shout, "Omigod, this has an original short story by Gabriel Garcia Marquez! And nice pictures!"

    Given that Blender is a spinoff from Maxim, I was wary of it. My suspicions were confirmed a week ago when I read a review of the House of Pain greatest hits package and saw the sentence, "Everlast's rhymes still suck." WTF?
    Blender is by far the best music magazine out there. Far better (and less biased) than Spin or Rolling Stone. Sure, I disagree with them sometimes, but I feel sick every time I even look at a Spin or RS.

    I still like House of Pain. Never heard Everlast's first album. Whitey Ford Sings The Blues was his 2nd solo album - and I like that one too.
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