The TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES for Episode 3

[Darth Rend]

10) Star Wars Episode 3: BRING HOME THE WOOKIES


9) Star Wars Episode 3: RETURN of the SITH (Lucas can then claim to never have intended to call it Revenge....only to prove himslef wrong later)


8) Star Wars Episode 3: DOWNTOWN WOOKIE JAMBORIE


7) Star Wars Episode 3: Episode 4 part 5


6) Star Wars Episode 3: WOOKIE see, Wookie DO


5) Star Wars Episode 3: Da Seach for more MONEY. (Oh, wait, thats SPACEBALLS 2)


4) Star Wars Episode 3: Wookies, Wookies, Everywhere


3) Star Wars Episode 3: The New Return of the Revenge of the Attacking Empire's Cloned Sith Hoping to Strike the Jedi Back


2) Star Wars Episode 3: Copied People Attack


and the number one rejected name for Episode 3.....


1) Star Wars Episode 3: It doesn't matter, you're all going to see this anyways

[Exhaust Port]

Star Wars Episode 3: Now with 25% less Jar Jar

Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the King...oops, Jedi.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

10. Star Wars Episode III: Luke and Lara and Leia's Wedding
9. Star Wars Episode III: The Final Cha-Ching!
8. Star Wars Episode III: Objects in Mirror May Be More CGI Than They Appear
7. Star Wars Episode III: Another Plot Hole
6. Star Wars Episode III: The Search For Sp... Uh, Anakin
5. Star Wars Episode III: Redubbed By the Management for Your Protection
4. Star Wars Episode III: The Rodian Always Shoots First
3. Star Wars Episode VII: Just Kidding!
2. Star Wars Episode III: Now With Sprinkles!
1. Star Wars Episode III: Star Wars

[Rocketboy]

Star Wars Episode 3: The Prequels are here to stay - deal with it.

[stillakid]

Star Wars Episode III: Version 1.0 (check back often for updates)

Star Wars Episode III: This is my movie, so eff off!

Star Wars Episode III: The other white meat

Star Wars Episode III: For the 10 fans I have left

Star Wars Episode III: Look how good we made Jabba look for this one!

Star Wars Episode III: Yoda is the little green guy, Darth Vader is Luke's father, Yoda didn't teach Obi Wan, Midichlorian's are the Force, Yippee! Who needs surprises, drama, and continuity in the OT anyway?

Star Wars Episode III: Whew! Now that this is done, I can sit down and write my very own version of Indy 4! Hopefully I can do as good a job as I did on The Phantom Menace. And with any luck, Spielberg still won't have the balls to tell me how bad I've gotten.

Star Wars Episode III: For my kids. No, I mean literally, my kids.

Star Wars Episode III: The Final Nail in the Coffin

Star Wars Episode III: Just to annoy that jerk stillakid. What the hell does he know anyway? I'm the one at #159 on the Forbes World's Richest People's List. I'm the one who shagged Playmate Brande Roderick. I own several companies, a few Ferraris, and get all the toys first. What stillakid doesn't get is that it doesn't have to be good. They still pay me money to see this no matter what and buy all the toys even though they're in their 30s. I OWN them, stillakid! And what do you have? Nothing! NOTHING I say! Bwah ha ha ha!!!!

[2-1B]

I kinda wanted them to go with:

Attack of the Clones part 2

[El Chuxter]

1. Star Wars Episode III: Star Wars

You say that with a , but you did know another storytelling genius just finished off his 30-years-in-the-making, occasionally revised epic series with that sort of cop-out: Stephen King's The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, right?

My wife still hasn't finished that book, so I haven't read it yet, but my money's on King wrapping up his epic much better than Lucas will wrap up his.

But I digress. . . .

Top ten using actual lines from the films:

10) Star Wars Episode III: I Don't Care What Universe You're From, That's Gotta Hurt!
9) Star Wars Episode III: The Ability to Direct Does Not Make You Intelligent
8) Star Wars Episode III: You Have Failed, Your Highness
7) Star Wars Episode III: There'll Be Hell to Pay
6) Star Wars Episode III: Icky, Icky Goo!
5) Star Wars Episode III: Sorry, We Don't Have Time For Anything Else
4) Star Wars Episode III: A Damn Fool Crusade
3) Star Wars Episode III: There Is Another
2) Star Wars Episode III: It's Not My Fault!
1) Star Wars Episode III: I Have a Bad Feeling About This

Top ten otherwise:
10) Star Wars Episode III: The Passion of Jar Jar Binks
9) Star Wars Episode III: Eat, Drink, Clone, Wookiee
8) Star Wars Episode III: Commander Cody and His Hot Rod Lincoln
7) Star Wars Episode III: Sabe After Dark
6) Star Wars Episode III: The Excuse for More Action Figures
5) Star Wars Episode III: The Untold Tale of the Third Alien from the Left in Scene 23
4) Star Wars Episode III: Lando: 'Nuff Said
3) Star Wars Episode III: Dude, Where's My Lightsaber?
2) Star Wars Episode III: The Ewoks Strike Back
1) Star Wars Episode III: Kit Fisto's Hot Tub Party

[Slicker]

My fav is straight from ToyFare

Star Wars Episode III: The Spider-Monkey Infestation

[chrisc]

Star Wars Episode III: The Death of Jar Jar

Star Wars Episode III: Jar Jar Strikes Back

[Bel-Cam Jos]

But I digress. . . .

Top ten using actual lines from the films:

10) Star Wars Episode III: I Don't Care What Universe You're From, That's Gotta Hurt!
9) Star Wars Episode III: The Ability to Direct Does Not Make You Intelligent
8) Star Wars Episode III: You Have Failed, Your Highness
7) Star Wars Episode III: There'll Be Hell to Pay
6) Star Wars Episode III: Icky, Icky Goo!
5) Star Wars Episode III: Sorry, We Don't Have Time For Anything Else
4) Star Wars Episode III: A Damn Fool Crusade
3) Star Wars Episode III: There Is Another
2) Star Wars Episode III: It's Not My Fault!
1) Star Wars Episode III: I Have a Bad Feeling About This

Ooh... I love different versions of lists! So...

10. Star Wars Episode III: Sent on Some D@mn Fool Crusade (Like Your Father)
9. Star Wars Episode III: That's Nothing, Top Gassing
8. Star Wars Episode III: You Fixed Things Real Good, Buddy
7. Star Wars Episode III: You Will Find It is You Who Are Mistaken
6. Star Wars Episode III: I Had To Find One With a Real Gonzo Color
5. Star Wars Episode III: A Worthless, No-Good Piece of Worm-Ridden Filth
4. Star Wars Episode III: There... is Ano...ther See-quel...
3. Star Wars Episode III: What Good are Snubbed Fans Against a Spaced-Out Director?
2. Star Wars Episode III: I Got a Little Sidetracked; Don't Be a Fool!
1. Star Wars Episode III: A Good Friend