When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I have to do is pee - like everybody else.
I am a cat owner.
When I wake up in the morning, the first my cats want me to do is feed them.
They come charging after me even into the bathroom and start whinning at me, asking for food.
I "me-ow" back at them while I'm doing what I have to do.
I figure that if they're going to bltch at me first thing in the morning, they should hear what it sounds like if someone's doing it back at them, right?
Well it's become a behavioral pattern where I have to say something whenever I pee.
The other day when I had to use a public restroom in an office and I thought I was alone in the bathroom, I was quite embarassed when a man came out of a far stall and saw me standing there "me-owing" at the urinal.
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