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    New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    New Viruses


    [font=Comic Sans MS]The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.[/font][font=Verdana]
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    The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

    The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor[/font] doesn't care.

    The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows[font=Verdana] [/font]
    [FONT=Tahoma]I was born at night, but not last night.[/FONT]
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    Re: New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    That is funny struff. The Oprah one made me laugh hard.
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  3. #3

    Re: New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    Dude are you following me?
    Last edited by Turbowars; 01-29-2005 at 10:49 PM.
    [FONT=Tahoma]I was born at night, but not last night.[/FONT]
    You Shouldn't believe everything that you read.
    (Like my posts)

  4. #4

    Re: New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    Nope, just checking new posts as they pop up, when three people are posting its hard not to seem like following
    thanks Chux Turbo LBC Bobafrett Mtriv73 Rjarvis JF96 JT JMG FB Rogue2 Tycho Slicker Deoxy Caesar JontheJedi JJReason Brandon Solo JMS UK for great deals.
    SSG Pro Football Pick em and Bowl Pick em Champ 2006. 2007 NCAA Bracket Champ
    #24 - Gone but not forgotten

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    Re: New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    I was joking.
    [FONT=Tahoma]I was born at night, but not last night.[/FONT]
    You Shouldn't believe everything that you read.
    (Like my posts)

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    Re: New Viruses, Kind of funny.

    ROTFLMAO!!! :d
    May the force be with you.

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