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    Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    From The Official Site:

    - Darth Tater was once a young fry and the best pilot in his Top Spud class. When he got overdone in the crisper, he turned to the Dark Fries.

    Anyone else got more information on this? Post it if you got it!
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    I think Hasbro should get permission to use clips from the Original Trilogy in their commercials for Darth Tater.

    Then they could digitally spud-stitute Darth Tater into the movie for what were Darth Vader's original scenes.

    I especially want to see Han Solo screaming in the torture chair as Darth Tater looks on. That would be classic!

    Or the look on Obi-Wan's face when (perhaps James Earl Jones' voice says): "When I left you, I was but a Spudling. Now I am a vegetable!"
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    He'll be joined by the Mandalorian Smurfs. "La la la-la la la, la la la-la-la, we'll kill all the Jedi we see and then smurf their corpses to ashes until the skies are smurfy!"
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    I'd love to see the end of Jedi - Luke takes off the helmet to see the pasty white inner potato of Anakin Spudwalker, complete with a large cut out of the top of his head.
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    Or better yet, at the end of ROTJ with the rest of the spirits............
    You'll be dead!

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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    Would this make Jake Lloyd a Tater Tot?
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tycho
    I especially want to see Han Solo screaming in the torture chair as Darth Tater looks on. That would be classic!
    ROTFLMAO!

    Could you imagine seeing something like that in a commercial for Playskool? And just picturing Darth Tater's large eyes overseeing Han Solo's torture is hilarious in and of itself.

    Thanks for the laugh, Tycho!
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Fett
    Would this make Jake Lloyd a Tater Tot?
    LOL, I almost spit my Ice tea all over my monitor. Very cleaver. LOL I'm still chuckling
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    Thank you, thank you. And don't forget the tip jar.
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    Re: Darth Tater to Appear in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!

    A "Tater-Tot!" That is classic!!!

    This is a fun thread indeed.
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