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    "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    Much like Obi-Wan Kenobi's question to Han in Episode IV, something my wife has done is making me ask the question: "Who's the bigger Star Wars geek? The Star Wars geek or the geek who follows him?" She's written something that even made me look at her like a few screws were loose up there.

    However...it is quite a funny take on Barry Manilow's "Copa Cabana." Normally, I would have posted this in the "Other" section but there is a line that is spoiler-related to Revenge of the Sith. She's curious to see what everyone thinks, so please post your opinions (and thoughts for a title too).

    So without further ado...


    His name was Yoda.
    A Jedi Master.
    He worked real close with Qui-Gon Jinn
    Who recruited Anakin
    Who became Vader.
    He dug the dark side.

    But there were thirteen years between
    When he went from nice to mean.
    He won’t forget the day
    He got down with Padme.
    They had two kids
    And they planned a life
    Until he killed his wife!

    ‘Cause he was Vader,
    Dark Lord of the Sith
    A group you don’t want to get down with.
    That’s right he’s Vader,
    Dark Lord of the Sith
    Choking and lightning are not very frightening
    For Darth Vader

    Don’t **** him off…
    "The boy you trained, gone he is...consumed by Darth Vader." - Yoda, Revenge of the Sith

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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    That is hilarious! She needs to send that to Weird Al.
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    There's actually already a SW song set to the music from "Copa Cabana". It's really, really funny and quite clever. I'm not sure if it's Weird Al but here's a link if you want to listen. I like the ROTS twist on your version though. This one is about the SW Cantina Star Wars Cantina
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    Yes Slicker, that popped into my mind as well.

    That song is well written and hilarious. Complients to the Mrs.
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    OK, I felt inspired! So here goes:

    "The Death Stars' Gun"

    His name was Jar Jar.
    From Naboo to Mustafar.
    He was Darth Vaders only friend,
    right up until the very end.

    He tried to fit in.
    with Qui-Gon Jiinn.
    He was clusmy as he was stupid,
    War, he just couldn't do it!

    He tried the Senate too!
    Stepped in-some icky goo!
    Oh Lucas what will you do,
    When the fans start to revolt on you!

    His name was Jar Jar.
    He can't get far far.
    He'll be second to all the rest
    even compared to Ahmed Best

    In their dark hour.
    he gave Palpatine emergency powers.
    'cause he was really really stupid,
    and Sidious always knew it!

    So he took care of Padme's Kids!
    When they had to split!
    but Anakin wasn't having it,
    Now his blood will be spilt
    **(big finish)**
    On Alderaan...poor Alderaan, by the Death... Stars'... Gun!!!

    Last edited by The 'Xir; 03-14-2005 at 03:40 PM.
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    LOL Xir
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    Both songs were really great.Had me laughing the entire time Wonder if Barry Manilow would start singing these at his shows.Think of the following he would have
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    Re: "The SW geek or the geek who follows him?"

    Just call me the fool that followed!
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