A young man who styles himself "The Pirate Captain" is running for student body president at my beloved alma mater. It is creating quite an amusement here in town, and has actually caught on to some national attention. In today's paper, he was featured on the front page right next to the pope. He has promised to rid the campus of "scurvy dogs". Check out the funny links:
I dig the Pirate Captain and I hope he wins!