I, Louie the Lilac, greatest archfoe of Gotham City, am spending the time reading The Color Purple while I wait to either receive my purple armada from the denizens of SSG, or to feed El Chuxter to the violet venus flytrap and crush your site beneath a giant grape!

It's my 42nd time reading it. It just gets more purple every time!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-HA!!

THIS I COMMAND!!