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  1. #351
    I decided to retire my quite-out-o'-date line of:

    "Penalty on #2010, illegal year contact. Repeat 2001st down."

    ... with something more near and dear to my heart.

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    "That's what Sheev said."

  2. #352
    Nicely done!
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  3. #353
    I added in the now-outdated response from US athletes when interviewed after winning the big game, SW-style.
    "That's what Sheev said."

  4. #354
    First line, a "Thank You" to those who donated to this years "Relay for Life" cancer walk. The second, well Duh.
    2012 RFL Thank You to, TeeEye7 & Slicker!!!!
    Be an organ donor, save lives!

  5. #355
    Quote Originally Posted by bobafrett View Post
    First line, a "Thank You" to those who donated to this years "Relay for Life" cancer walk. The second, well Duh.
    Rock on! Rats, now my new sig looks selfish.


    My new sig: [FONT=Tahoma]"Hello, I am Lando Calrissian, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Lobot" [/FONT]it's been stuck in my head for years. It's more accurate than when 3PO says it.[FONT=Tahoma]
    [/FONT]
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  6. #356
    Shouldn't it be "Hello, I am Lando Calrissian, Lando-female relations...."
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  7. #357
    Quote Originally Posted by El Chuxter View Post
    Shouldn't it be "Hello, I am Lando Calrissian, Lando-female relations...."
    continuing "...care for a Colt 45?"
    ¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!

  8. #358
    Not once have we actually seen Lando get a girl. Maybe that's why Lobot remains mute.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

  9. #359
    We don't see Lando get a girl because it is a given, sort of like how you know Han has to use the toilet sometimes, and Leia has to shave her pits, but there's no point in bogging the movie down with such minutae.

    Also, the rating would change instantly. Bye-bye, PG. Hello, quadruple-X. Yes, they'd have to invent a new porno rating because Lando is that awesome.
    Tommy, close your eyes.

  10. #360
    Something has been bugging me about that Lando sig, the pacing was off, so I added "Mister" to Lobot's name to fill the void. Now it just looks silly.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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