Since I have some new sig lines,I might as well explain them
The "Publik Skool" one is bascially just funny,and sadly true.(At least,where I live)
The next "Totally Crushin' on Hayden" came from
Caesar.We were both joking around about the DVD release and Hayden being "Hottie of the Month" awhile back.
The last line I just thought was funny,since I saw it over at internetbumperstickers.com
Treat your stepmother with respect Pantera, or you'll be sleeping in the streets!!
Well as for mine:
My top 5 saga figures... then of course the ramblings of George Dubya... and lastly Yodajammies is a cheat in the old game Jedi Knight, I think it gave all the light side force powers... you learn something new everyday![]()
I just added 2 to mine over the last few days:
"more bad news, your mom called... she said that IS the face you were born with."
(which just made me chuckle when it popped into my head the other day)
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"Luke, I have no father!" - ESB:Nifty Edition
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
I've decided to take the beard challenge and am counting the days since a razor last touched my face, it's time to see how much of a man I really am. Hence the sigline.
Back and more bearded than ever before
Funny, when I took a similar challenge over the last few weeks, I only felt more and more like an itchy man each day.![]()
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
It's a small, itchy price to pay, but it beats having my sensitive woman skin get cold from the Ohio wind chill.
Back and more bearded than ever before
I will go to a reeeeeeeealllllllly obscure line, probably no one will get it, because
1. It's from a newspaper ad
2. It's from over 15 years ago
3. It's from a local southern CA newspaper that no longer exists under that name
And it is: "... shelves of books obviously containing spells."
My old one was:
For Sale: Holy Grail, Rare .02 variant, MIB, C-8 grade, PayPal accepted, e-mail me at old_knight@desert.temple.org
"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
Well, seeing that Jek Porkins is the real hero at Yavin, and the glory monger, farmboy--Skywalker--walked away with the medal. I just want to remind you all who your daddy really is.
Porkins is Your Daddy!
I added a line to my sig line because I don't believe political discussion belong on this website.
Yo momma. That's right, I said "yo momma".
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