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  1. #291
    I can't think of a really good signature line....please help.


    The three keys to having a good signature line are?

    1.



    2.



    3.
    For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.

  2. #292
    Quote Originally Posted by Qui-Long Gone
    I can't think of a really good signature line....please help.


    The three keys to having a good signature line are?

    1.
    Having something that people can recognize (Star Wars references are fairly easy here ), without being a simple copy-and-paste of an existing one.


    Quote Originally Posted by Qui-Long Gone again
    2.
    Having it be more funny, ironic, or satirical than serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Qui-Long Gone once more
    3.
    Inserting any of the following words: pants, doon, dude, inconceivable, gangsta, Deuce, nachos, tumultuous, Gary Coleman, or shindig.

    And your current one fits 2 of the 3. Congrats!
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  3. #293
    Quote Originally Posted by Bel-Cam Jos View Post
    Inserting any of the following words: pants, doon, dude, inconceivable, gangsta, Deuce, nachos, tumultuous, Gary Coleman, or shindig.

    And your current one fits 2 of the 3. Congrats!
    So, all he needs to do is change it so that Qui-Gon says, "Danged if I know, I just read the script....Now, where are my pants?" Then it will be perfect!

  4. #294
    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Slanted Powers View Post
    So, all he needs to do is change it so that Qui-Gon says, "Danged if I know, I just read the script....Now, where are my pants?" Then it will be perfect!
    Or...
    "What are midichlorians?"
    "Danged if I know, I just read the script."
    "Whachu talkin' 'bout, Master Qui-Gon?"

    Or...
    "What are midichlorians?"
    "That's nacho problem, Padawan. I just read the script."

    Or...
    "What are midichlorians?"
    "Inconceivable!"
    "I do not think you know what that word means."
    "Exactly..."

    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  5. #295
    My sig is set to the tune of "Lady" by Styx
    It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled.

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  7. #297
    Mine pretty much explains itself. I was on the winning foursome for a local night club's golf tournement both this year and last year.

  8. #298
    My sig say that Jedi Master Sal is awesome, because he is.
    To those that like to critize me, I say: It is a lot easier to say something critical than it is to say some thing while tied up and in my trunk. - Jack Handy

  9. #299
    I'm updating once more, to include more economic issues (everybody's fave) in the current market world.

    Old one was:

    Han: "And it's going to cost you something extra; 13 thousand, 8 hundred, 41." Luke: "13 thousand, 8 hundred, 41? We could almost buy our own fuel-less ship for that." Han: "Yeah, but who's gonna fill it kid; you?"
    Han and Luke in Star Wars: A New Hike, Special Edition
    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later. :(

  10. #300
    Mine is a reflection of my belief that the Red Wing's third line of Cleary/Filpulla/Samuelsson is better than many of the top lines in the NHL and 90% of the second lines. This is due to them having a far superior team than anyone else. Ergo, these fantastic players are playing all the way down on the third line. Werd.
    It's a blacked-out blur but I'm pretty sure it ruled.

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