I decided to retire my quite-out-o'-date line of:
"Penalty on #2010, illegal year contact. Repeat 2001st down."
... with something more near and dear to my heart.
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I decided to retire my quite-out-o'-date line of:
"Penalty on #2010, illegal year contact. Repeat 2001st down."
... with something more near and dear to my heart.
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"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
Nicely done!
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
I added in the now-outdated response from US athletes when interviewed after winning the big game, SW-style.
"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
First line, a "Thank You" to those who donated to this years "Relay for Life" cancer walk. The second, well Duh.
2012 RFL Thank You to, TeeEye7 & Slicker!!!!
Be an organ donor, save lives!
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
Shouldn't it be "Hello, I am Lando Calrissian, Lando-female relations...."
Tommy, close your eyes.
Not once have we actually seen Lando get a girl. Maybe that's why Lobot remains mute.
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
We don't see Lando get a girl because it is a given, sort of like how you know Han has to use the toilet sometimes, and Leia has to shave her pits, but there's no point in bogging the movie down with such minutae.
Also, the rating would change instantly. Bye-bye, PG. Hello, quadruple-X. Yes, they'd have to invent a new porno rating because Lando is that awesome.
Tommy, close your eyes.
Something has been bugging me about that Lando sig, the pacing was off, so I added "Mister" to Lobot's name to fill the void. Now it just looks silly.![]()
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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