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    My old one, that had some humor about the recent Disney "adoption" of the Star Wars brand...

    Han: "Who you callin' 'Goofy'? Gawrsh, uh-huck, uh-huck!"

    ... has been replaced by one far more bitter, and cycnical. And with more confusing references.
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

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    No more need for that negativity regarding Disney's takeover of Star Wars products.

    Bambi II: First Blood - Nemo Gunshy: “I have your permission to close the licenses, my lord?” Disz Lucacide: “Wipe them out. ALL of them.”

    My new one is proof that SW fans are more polite than those demanding ST fans with their "Live long and prosper," or "Warp speed, Mr. Sulu" lines, where you are told what to do:
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

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    This one's been here over a year now, wow. I should be more creative more frequently.

    "May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."

    New one feels the sadness at the recent news about fiction from Star Wars...
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

  4. #404
    Out with the
    "We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"

    and in with the
    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    My lame complaining over the turnover of the Expanded Universe was this one:

    CU Later. Contracted Universe? Later.

    But with one of my favorite songs coming on the radio frequently lately, I thought I'd SW-ize it some.
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

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    With news of such terror, as if a million beings suddenly cried out, "Wha...?!?" fearing something terrible has happened, I exchange my musical parody line:

    'It is always nice to see you, says the Besalisk at the counter... And instead I pour blue milk...' From "Dex's Diner" by Su-San Vega

    with the following; you groan about it a great, many, times.
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

  7. #407
    Ugh. Well done.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    Like a steak that's been left on the grill too long, as JT put it, my old sig line is so well-done, it's now "ugh"-worthy:

    "That's what Sheev said."

    New one below reflects a lament about the recent Store woes at C7:
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

  9. #409
    Throwing away my Yoda Beastie Boys line:

    "In Brooklyn, a castle, is where dwell I"

    swapping in my new line from Kylo Ren.
    Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.

    Kylo Ren - came from Space Brooklyn, although he moved to Space Williamsburg before it was trendy.

    The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.

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    Didn't need the lead-in line from months back anymore.

    "I went to Star Wars Celebration VII in Anaheim, and I didn't get even a lousy t-shirt."

    Instead, yet another cheesy mash-up one (but inspired by an important part of the new flick).
    I predict that the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi film will include the word "and." Multiple times.

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