I went out as a lightsaber wielding thirty-something dad.
I went out as a lightsaber wielding thirty-something dad.
Who is John Galt?
I went as a crime scene investigator in my company car because I had to work.
(I even had to deal with real blood and guts because Halloween is a drinking holiday).
¡Que la fuerza te acompañe!
I went in as ball cap-wearing candy passer-outer guy.
"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
I was going to go as Slicker's Mom. But I decided it was safer to wear pants.
Tommy, close your eyes.
I was sweaty for Halloween. I was at the gym for my two-hour Monday night cardio marathon and that was during the hours of trick-or-treat. Maybe next year.
Since Halloween is on a school day for the first time in a couple years, I may break out the ol' Jedi costume for a change.
"May the 4th be with you?" "Why yes, thank you for asking."
Last year I was Ron Swanson (of Parks and Rec fame), and two years ago I was . . . nothing, I think. This year I'll likely just wear a black shirt and say I'm Louis C.K. but with more hair and less fat.
An adult.
And what will you say to the ones who guess you're a "harry potter wizard"?
I bet you think you're so clever.
Last time I saw you in a video you looked not much like Louis CK, but I appreciate the lack of effort.![]()
Darth Vader is becoming the Mickey Mouse of Star Wars.
"We named the dog 'Chewbacca'!"
The use of a lightsaber does not make one a Jedi, it is the ability to not use it.
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