To whom it may concern:
Movie afficianados are pleased to finally have the complete Star Wars saga on DVD. However, we have been shocked and disgusted at the ridiculously unfunny "Hip Hop Yoda" video. This is the single least funny content on any DVD this side of Schindler's List.
After watching this, we want our collective time back.
Please ensure that the person(s) responsible for this travesty of a mockery of two shams are tied down, allowing everyone who has viewed this waste of digital storage space to kick them in the groin to their hearts' content. Once all the groin-kicking urges have been satisfied (which could take decades), please put said person(s) in a rocket and fire them into the sun.
1) El Chuxter