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    Ronald MacDonald Cracks Wendy's Safe

    This little news item popped up on CNN Headline News and I thought you guys might get a kick out of it.
    MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) --

    Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester, New Hampshire, have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.

    Police say the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning and said he saw MacDonald and the other man taking cash out of the restaurant's safe.
    Weird War Tales: Featuring the Creature Commandos #105 November 1981 (DC Comics)

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    Did Jack in the Box help?
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    I don't know about Jack, but I'm sure Jeff, Burger Chef's disgruntled ex-life partner, was probably involved.
    Weird War Tales: Featuring the Creature Commandos #105 November 1981 (DC Comics)

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    What kind of sick S.O.B. would actually name their kid Ronald McDonald?

    And even if he were born well before that perverted clown came to be, then why still go by that name?
    And to answer my own question: Maybe he's like Michael Bolton in "Office Space"...
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    I wonder if Carl Jr is the mastermind of the old In and Out plan.
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    In times like this, we must ask ourselves "WWDTD?"
    Tommy, close your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketboy
    What kind of sick S.O.B. would actually name their kid Ronald McDonald?

    And even if he were born well before that perverted clown came to be, then why still go by that name?
    No doubt. They showed his mugshot on CNN and he looked like he was in his late teens early twenties. The poor guy's parents must've been hopped up on goofballs when they named him, thinking it would be funny. Hell, maybe they didn't make the connection.
    Weird War Tales: Featuring the Creature Commandos #105 November 1981 (DC Comics)

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    I know the story never mentioned it, but Ronald's accomplice was obviously the Hamburglar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowly Bantha Cleaner
    I know the story never mentioned it, but Ronald's accomplice was obviously the Hamburglar.
    I was thinkin' the same thing!
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