STAR WARS Episode Four: A NEW RESCULPT
Directed by: El Chuxter
Produced by: Bel Cam Jos
From a story co-written by: Mandalorian Candidat
Screenplay adaptaion by: BigBarada
Story consultant: JediPartnr
Based on characters created by: Tycho
Sound effects created by: Jedi Master Sal
With studio release brought to you by: SirStevesGuide
Way too Many Luke Skywalker Resculpts to Count
"The Swinging Simmian" Princess Leia Discounted
Han Sold-Out (and re-stocked)
Always the Same Resculpt R2-D2
Green Japanese Variant C-3PO
Ben Over-Molded Kenobi
and Lord Darth Over-Rated (Anakin Skywalker in secret resculpt disguise kit).
With Invalid Market Research as the Voice of Darth Vader
The characters and events described in this online picture are ficticious and any similarity or resemblance to actual Hasbro Products or Marketing decisions is clearly intentional.
This picture was made on location on E-bay.
Additional footage from Toys R Us, Target, and Bobby's Attic was filmed on location.
Bobby's Brother's friend Daisy was not harmed during the making of this picture.
That happened before we got started.