A long fry ago in a fast-food restaurant far, far away...
It is a period of mass-caloric intake. Rebel fries striking with a secret tomato paste have won their first victory over the evil Galactic Fryer. During the battle Rebel potatoes managed to steal the plans for the Fryer's ultimate weapon the SEASONED CURLER. Pursued by the Fryer's sinister agents, Princess Tater races back towards the storage cooler with the stolen recipe that can save her potatoes and restore simplicity to the menu.
C-3Potater: Did you hear that? They've shut off the microwave. We'll be mashed up for sure now. There will be no escape for the Princess this time.
R2-DTater: Whoop there it is!
Spudtroopers swarm onto the food prep station.
C-3Potater: R2-DTater, where are you?
Darth Tater grabs Captain An-Tater's throat.
Lord Tater: Several condiments were stolen from this restaurant. I want to know what happened to the recipe you intercepted.
Capt. An-Tater: We intercepted no recipe. This is only a new employee training mission.
Lord Tater: If this is a new employee training mission, then where is his timecard?
Lord Tater mashes An-Tater's umm...his ummm...spud? OK whatever. Next...