While I would like to post something stupid - which might be funny - and start a long forum thread where people can act like idiots "in play time," I am tired.

I feel I might have become a boring ADULT simply by accident.

Whereas I might post a link to a soundboard that lets you make farting or puking noises with your computer - or have Mel Gibson say inappropriate things, I don't seem to have the energy or anticipate it being as rewarding as I might have even mistakenly considered it to be if I were younger.

It could be a result of a lack of alcohol (but my wine is currently in front of me).

I don't know what it is. I want to misbehave but I am finding I cannot.

What is the problem?