"No, ma, I..."
"I had a mother that would throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime. And f*** you up wherever she was aiming. So by the time I was ten, my mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe."
I still love his McDonalds and Bill Cosby material from "Raw", though.
"YOOOU CAN NOT SAY THAT FILTH FLARN FILTH FLARN FILTH!!!"