My friend Bruce, whom some of you met at Celebration III, works for a guy who's last name is "Thing". Yes, you read that correctly and it is pronounced just the way you expect it. Of course, when I saw that his boss's last name is "Thing", I asked if his daughter was "Ms Thing". Bruce told me that his boss was taking "some things" to a different office and I asked if those were his kids! Are his relatives the "other things"???!!!!
Also... I love the name "Pujols"!! "Poo holes"??!!!! Are you for real???